Jesusfuckingchrist. I cannot keep up.

Doesn't help that I ended up getting the new tab so I've been getting acquainted with the newest love of my life 

Had to skim through about 10 pages.....Like Ella the Cock spoiler got my attention 


Is it just me, or can anyone else not see who thanks who anymore? It used to list the ppl's names, and now it's just '3 users thank you!' Or sometimes you'll see names and sometimes not. Or you'll see that 2 ppl thank you and 1 is listed. Not that it matters, it's just confusing

Just finished (what felt like the never-ending) Jasper fic. I only stuck with it until the end with the anticipation of a lemon. It ended with zero lemons, even WORSE fade-to-black than Meyer did. It was then I noticed that it was rated T 

So while I can't complain about that since it's rated T, I can bitch about how f ucking stupid the ending was. It was fine....until the last 2 chapters. There was a showdown at Charlie/Bella's place between J and E. B gets hurt, bleeding out and J busts out with

"Charlie, Bella's losing too much blood. The only way to save her is for me to bite her"

"What?"

"i'm a vampire"

"Vampire?" (Charlie)

Charlie begs to be bitten, they do and He and Alice walk off into the sunset as mates. 

Worst.Ending.EVAR.

What was this one so I know to avoid it? You know I love my Jasper fics!

Doesn't help that I ended up getting the new tab so I've been getting acquainted with the newest love of my life 

Please explain?

Omg I can imagine the uproar if I was to don a maroons jersey! Maybe I'll just abandon the hubs and three kids and visit you that weekend no one will ever know muahahah 

They're on Wednesday nights - but come visit anyway! It's always a big one - and then I have to go to school the next day! 

I have a bucket list item to go to Sydney one year, and sit in the middle of the NSW supporters, wearing my maroons jersey and drinking XXXX.

For our foreign friends, XXXX is not a rude word - it's the brand of beer made in Queensland. It's "pronounced" - four ex and tastes like icy cold cat's pee! But we drink it anyway.

Some say is written like that because Qld'ers don't know how to spell beer! May be true, but we sure know how to drink it!!!

What was this one so I know to avoid it? You know I love my Jasper fics!

Here Comes Goodbye » by aerc712 reviews
Jasper feels Bella's heartbreak and finds her in the woods after Edward left her. Follow as Jasper and the rest of the Cullens try to piece Bella's heart back together and what happens when one of them finds a place in Bella's healed heart? J/B story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,407 - Reviews: 1356 - Updated: 9-1-10 - Published: 3-10-09 - Bella & Jasper
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Big  ending sucked,lack of anything besides a cpl of kisses and just plain boring.

Congrats! What did you finally decide on?

Please explain?

Thanks  i ended up going w an Asus Transformer.....in the end i stuck w Android. It seems that no matter how much i may consider an Apple product i never go w it. I think I'm always going to be a PC, Android girl now lol.

Yeah, I've been noticing that too. Sometimes, you see a name followed by , , , so it looks like the names are hidden.



I thought it was either people not registered or logged in, or people clicking thanks, realising the BS I rave on with and then somehow removing their thanks because they didn't want to encourage me!

 

I'm glad to hear that it's not just me, it has had me confused for a while now

Please explain?

Never mind - having a DH moment! Tab, as in tablet, right?

Totally random, off topic question - because that's how I roll...

Does any other country here use the term - "Totes Amazeballs"?

I am hearing it increasingly in my neck of the woods and while it ranks right up there with "OMG", in that I would only ever seriously say it if I was a 13 year old girl who just walked in on Justin Bieber blowing One Direction, I'm curious if it's an Aussie thing or something that has just kicked off in Aust.


ETD: Am I showing my age and OCD tendencies if I admit that I had to google to get the correct spelling of Bieber?

For future reference: i before e except after c!!!

   

But I don't get why the Roo has a Heineken. Our roos don't go for the fancy imported stuff!

Right - so it's RDMickey's fault that we have all turned into such a depraved bunch.

I totally agree!

Anytime I'm not getting the blame for something, I jump right on-board that bandwagon!

Well, yeah,  RDMickey has led us down the Rob-bit hole.....And we all followed very quickly!

Look how happy my boy is to be in Australia!






I can almost see him skipping through the airport (and in my mind, he's saying "I am so glad to be on the other side of the world from SAF!).

But that little dark-haired b!tch with glasses better back the f uck off!!!

Paps are idiots the world over. 

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How sad is it, that he has to stick the earbuds in as soon as he sees he is getting close to a photog.


How sad is it that I am fangirling like a teenager! I haven't done this since...well, ever!!!

I had one poster each of Michael Jackson, George Michael and Mel Gibson in 1984. That's it until now!!!

I feel really Bad for the guy. He thought he was just doing this shitty teen vamp flick, and now he's pretty much stalked wherever he goes.