ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Yeah he is so hot....check out those ladies in the background.

i would definitely be checking him out too if he was that near to me! Am glad they could restrain themselves...me, am not sure if i have that will power not to go all fangirl on him... but as advised by the girls in the know here, he hates screaming girls... So with that in mind i will seriously try to play it cool...again, if my mind does not turn to mush upon catching sight of him *swoon*

I love that whenever we talk about Rob we all say "I'll make sure to be the cool aloof one in the crowd". Clearly he'll be so entranced by our indifferent behaviour he'll sweep us away to his lair I'm like this whenever I see a hot man anyway, I roll my eyes at all the girls staring at him and then when his back is turned I sneakily ogle

  And we're all so likely to even get close to him!

I went to see Bon Jovi 2 years ago, in a stadium. Two of the women in the group I went with (friends of a friend) spent the entire day getting their nails, make-up, hair, waxing, etc done professionally and were distraught (I'm talking full on tears and tantrums) at the end of the night because Jon Bon Jovi didn't notice them out of a crowd of 52,000 other people and invite them back to his hotel!

I know I'm fangirling at the moment, but if I ever get that insanely desperate, please feel free to call the authorities!


Change in topic - sort of. Remember all of our talk about Tattward and Kiltward?

Well, I stumbled upon this picture today (I've had another busy and productive day of holidays) and really wish I knew how to do manips!

DO NOT OFFER TO TEACH ME - Do not even mention good software! I have enough addictions that are out of control at the moment!!!

Did you see that AWFUL manip I reblogged yesterday? I couldn't stop laughing.

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I want to know which fic inspired that picture! I can only imagine the storyline

Oh, goodness - that's a classic. That's why I only go as far as posting a beer bottle over an appendage!

He kinda looks like Justin Timberlake - a really trashy, trailer park JT.

Perhaps it was Trash and Darlins by Carano.

Some manips are simply dreadful. Others are so good that you can't tell if it's a real photo or a manip - which must p!ss the celeb of! I'd be thinking, "Hmmm, I don't remember doing that."

This one is an interesting pose, but the editing is actually pretty good 

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She's too damn skinny, freaks me out a bit.

Did you see that AWFUL manip I reblogged yesterday? I couldn't stop laughing.

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I want to know which fic inspired that picture! I can only imagine the storyline

I want to read this fic (if it was inspired from one)... 

Ella, are you implying that since SavyB took over this thread, it has lost its direction???

No?

Doooood, that's harsh... I just like to 

Besides, pics of Rob and other unmentionables *insert cock here* Is totes worth the blame 

I love Rob (as you all know) but I can't imagine ever waiting somewhere he was going to be so I could see him. I'm quite content with my internet pictures. Remember when he got hit by a taxi in NY while trying to get away from crazy fans?

That guy is HOT and the kilt just makes it even better. Did you see that AWFUL manip I reblogged yesterday? I couldn't stop laughing.

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I want to know which fic inspired that picture! I can only imagine the storyline

This looks like it could be an Armyward... with the hair being so short.

Pet peeve:

When in a fic an author will put SMACK or BEEP  or my favorite:

RING, RING, RIIIIIIING



Damn phone was ringing (or your alarm went off, someone smacked you). At this point I think we all know what kind of sounds certain objects/actions produce, it doesnt need to be written out like it's a play manuscript.

Too many of these and I'm flouncing, I've found it's usually an indicator of fairly immature writing.

And I just saw this in the first paragraph of a fic : f*ck followed by a SMACK. And I'm out.

The classiest description I've ever read of a phone ringing was in "The Dominant"... My phone gave a low double beep. See why can't others do this as well??

I hate that in almost all fics Bella is described as petite with small hands. Why in the hell do authors constantly need to point this out... do they think we'll see this in our heads if small hands aren't mentioned??

I think it may be to emphasise the size of his pogo stick.
No more c word - I promise!

*snort*

Dammit! I got sucked into Masen's Rules by CaraNo, and it hasn't updated this morning after leaving us hanging yesterday      

I hate WIPs and drabble fics....why do I always get sucked in? ? ? ? ?  Sigh.....

At least CaraNo updates frequently and you'll know she'll complete her fics.  It's the WIPs that take years to complete that kill me and you're never completely sure it'll be completed!!!   There was that fic Mine by SuzySparkle (author name??) that was pulled before it completed after the author promised she would definitely complete it.   When someone said it was deleted from ff.net I started   and