I just read the funniest typo:

"  I was jostled awake to see it was bitch black; I glanced at the clock and saw I had been sleeping for six hours."

 

Fold Your Wings is still not complete.  I don't even know if the author's still with us (I mean in fandom, not like... dead or anything)


I need hangover remedies now

Ugh! I give up - one long reply is much easier!

I think Jadalulu (?) author of FYW copped a lot of flack when she pulled to a blog, and then being slow to update and then there some non-climactic climax and now she seems to have just lost her muse. There was a lot of bitching (I think on ADF?) that she dared to say she was too busy to write, but she still had time to post on twitter.

This fandom is packed full to the gills with bitches! I'm glad none have ventured here!

Hang over remedies - take a knee...

Rule Number 1 - DO NOT DRINK SMIRNOFF VODKA!!!

The best thing - BEFORE you go to sleep, drink a large glass of water then take 2 x Aspro clear (the fizzy ones - do you know what I mean?) and try to wake up at your normal time and sit in the sun for a bit.

If you missed the BEFORE part, cures are:
Sit in the sun
Tomato juice (or even better a Bloody Mary with LOTS of spice)
Hair of the dog (see above - Bloody Mary)
Lemonade Icy Poles
A greasy fry up

but my all-time favourite - toast with vegemite, tomato, cheese and beetroot. AMAZING!!!

In my personal experience, summer hangovers are far worse than winter hangovers.

More music for those who like indie/folk:

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Thank you - loving this!

Thanks for that! Sorry to hear you're not feeling well but I must admit I like the odd sweet cocktail, yum yum...But not for a few week as just writing that reminded me of my hangover yesterday and my stomach heaved...*sigh* the things we do, hey?

I'm having a cocktail night on Tuesday - note, cocktail NIGHT - not party.

It will not be refined. It will be very, very messy - the last blow out before I go back to work on Thursday.

Well, the last until Australia Day on the 26th!

Wish I could help but I am STILL on this bloody First & Ten! Can't seem to get through it, and it ain't that good, that I want it hovering for a millennium.....

Started F&T last night - that first chapter - Edward, sweaty and glistening and just in a towel...do NOT read just before going to bed!

LOL I just read something that annoyed the crap out of me, that's all.

Phew - my paranoia kicked in again. After the great Take That Slapdown of 2013, I'm a bit worried I might have been offensive...

Ok - don't forget Astro has started a list - it would just be another name added to it!

Yep

...just so long as I'm not on the list!

Lucy, you know who we forgot yesterday?

RADIOHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf???

I get Radiohead and Lemonheads mixed up!

Not the music - I'm just shit at remembering names and that just gets really embarrassing!

Pears13

which i just found out i have a sequel but not the first one. 

Dont remember why she left the fandom

Just as I started F&T last night I had a thought about Pears13 - I wish she hadn't just vanished, she was good. I was reading the sequel when she disappeared (Can I sue for contributing to my WIP-phobia?) . I don't have part 1 or part 2 but I do have Bella Swan's Dating Guide, which I haven't read yet. When I finish this mammoth post I'll go hunting and if it's not already posted, I'll upload on 152.

Savana, tell is something, your love for possesiveward is is because your husband is a sweetheart? You are married right?

Or are you just a kinky bitch? Lol I mean that in the nicest way

Bahahahahahahaaaaa!

LOL, it's a really long story it would probs take 12 pages here to explain. I legit am going to write a fic about it 

FINISH WHAT YOU'RE WRITING NOW BEFORE YOU START ANYTHING NEW!!!

Yes, shouty caps!

TBY789 and The Office Beautiful Bastard... Oh and anything by Bratty Vamp, Her stuff is on her somewhere.

Don't forget HMonster4 - Breakfast at Tiffany's, Deconstructing Dracula.

And the one that became Gabriel's Inferno - The University of Edward Mason?

Astro! *pounces*

You've had some lovely RobPorn (and other lovelies!) in your tumblr today!

Yeah - I had some trouble falling asleep - I blame chapter 1 of F&T!

Ah shit, this was 2 years ago. Old news. I blame Twitter.

Soooooo glad I don't know how to drive Twitter! I only stalk there and can't figure out how to post (tweet) but OMG, they can be vicious!

Mmm? Classics...What do we call a 'classic'? Are they fics that are pulled? Hydraulic Level 5 by Gondolier? Have you read that? Under The Apple Tree by Danieller123, Trippin Slippin Stumbletumblin by YellowGlue, Living Backward by CaioBella27...Let Your Light Shine by lolashoes (fantastic vampfic)  I'm not sure if you call all these classics but they are what I started by journey with...and all found on the wonderful 152 thread.

Good recs

And I'm all caught up. Damn time zones! I now have a fear that everyone has gone...

I'm here but writing at the same time. I'm slow tonight.

I'm here but writing at the same time. I'm slow tonight.

Yeah, and I'm not going to bed until I finish frigging F&T!

Yep...looks like I'm here all alone again! When I go back to work this week, I'll only be able to chat on weekends. All the talk happens when I'm asleep or at work or that most horrible time of the day - between being asleep and going to work! You're all gone when I'm here during my evenings. 

Anyway - something deep and philosophical that I needed to share with you all...

When I die, I want to come back as either a black beanie, a baseball cap or a pair of sunglasses.

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That is all.

The second last is my fave 

I wanna tumbl how do I go about it?!

Do you need diagrams??
 
I'm sorry - the alcohol is kicking in!

Did you not notice the lack of posts in the past 3/4 or so?  Been busy!!

This is similar my favourite chat up line

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Demaris: just sign up to tumblr and then search things that interest you. RD, Astro and Matron all listed their tumblrs a couple of pages back. Then let me know your URL so I can stalk the shit out of you!

Can I just stalk or do I have to 'do' anything? Actually you know what? Never mind, I don't really need to Tumblr I'm just being nosy

Do you need diagrams??
 
I'm sorry - the alcohol is kicking in!

I would actually with pictures, can you do that? Yes? No? if not then, Drunkiepoos, button it til your sober...

Can I just stalk or do I have to 'do' anything? Actually you know what? Never mind, I don't really need to Tumblr I'm just being nosy

I would actually with pictures, can you do that? Yes? No? if not then, Drunkiepoos, button it til your sober...

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Hello ladies

Thanks for all the birthday wishes - the day started on a high and there is still time to go!

I'm in for the night now with a couple of fizzy pops -  so what needs setting to rights?

Happy (belated?) birthday!!

Didn't know which one would apply so here's two!


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