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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Not to get off of Rob, (because really, where else should we be?) but a friend just shared this with me, and it's hilarious.

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Not to get off of Rob, (because really, where else should we be?) but a friend just shared this with me, and it's hilarious.

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Hmmmm....

I bit back the groan that was building in my throat and threatened to fall from my mouth. The way he was looking up at me and the way his eyes, those goddamn green eyes, setting my body on fire. Eyes that called to me like a water starved girl, roamed down my leg to my five inch heel that was currently propped on his thigh. I swear I heard him growl as he gripped my calf, sliding his hand up to my knee while placing my foot back on solid ground. By the time he stood up, I was panting like a b*tch in heat. It scared me because this reaction was from one brief touch, and on my leg at that!

Hmmm, I could write this baby 

More More More...... Definately would read that one. 

A Home for the Holidays by CullensTwiMistress

Summary: Bella’s roommate, Kate, offers her a place to stay during Christmas break.
Unfortunately for Bella, Kate’s dad is kind of a DILF. Attraction, UST, and a meddling daughter
may just bring these two together. AH; ExB; Romance/Humor

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I get stopped at least 1 out of every 7 times I travel (my bff and I actually tracked it) by airport security to show my papers showing I have permission to fly without a legal guardian.      My co-workers find it funny, but it's a little depressing.  Being short, slim, having mosquito bites (yes, that's what I call them) for boobs and the odd acne breakout from that cursed time of the month is not conducive to the femme fatale look at all

I feel your pain on this one   

*calls to my ghostwriter* "Oh Savy!"

I don't write. I am not artistic. I am not creative.

Sexy Edward the security man touched my titty. It was good.
Then I woke up and it was all a dream.
The end.

Thoughts?

Bwhahahaha. That's about as creative as I am.

Hmmmm....

I bit back the groan that was building in my throat and threatened to fall from my mouth. The way he was looking up at me and the way his eyes, those goddamn green eyes, setting my body on fire. Eyes that called to me like a water starved girl, roamed down my leg to my five inch heel that was currently propped on his thigh. I swear I heard him growl as he gripped my calf, sliding his hand up to my knee while placing my foot back on solid ground. By the time he stood up, I was panting like a b*tch in heat. It scared me because this reaction was from one brief touch, and on my leg at that!

Hmmm, I could write this baby 

Well now I'm even more excited to read what you write for batb! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Not to get off of Rob, (because really, where else should we be?) but a friend just shared this with me, and it's hilarious.

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I find it a bit disconcerting how much he's looking directly at the camera vs the road lol

These 2 are soooo funny... this prank is horrible but I laughed my ass off

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O.M.G Did you see how red she was?! lmfao

I lol at this one:

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It's a good thing she is not ugly.

That's probably the whole problem, she's never had to use her brain.

That's probably the whole problem, she's never had to use her brain.

Normally I would agree with you. But in her case I really think she is that dumb

I was laughing up until the point he explained and she STILL didn't get it.. are there really people this stupid out there?

My favourite youtube videos are of people doing the cinnamon challenge. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is amazing

So many stupid people in the world

Lol, I have a whole movie going on in my brain about how this would go. Astro would probably kick my a$$ if I did this first before finishing up that other thing. 

Ummm - yes...no...yes...umm

Damn - it's too early and I had too much to drink last night to face decisions like that!

It  has to be a manip. Rob doesn't have that much chest hair. Did we all not watch Cosmopolis?

Unless he waxed and totes lost a craptonne of man points.

He is a hairy boy!
With delicious long toes!

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It's not a manip (apart from the cloning). It's from Premiere magazine (France) and was a really weird photoshoot. You can see it all here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

And just because I can, another Rob/Elvis comparison:
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