ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Also please don't forget to use the spoiler button for questionable content - Thanks!

Thanks hun. Now I need some visuals - Rdmickey? Astro? Anyone? Help a sister out with some badboy, tatted Edward please? You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Hum....tatted Edward?

Lots of those, but I will just post a few.

















This next one dies me!



Look! I didn't do so bad and none had to be under a spoiler. 
I just finished The Education of Professor Cullen. What a great story for Valentines or maybe I was just in the mood for fluff.

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My own summary:
A professor inexperienced in the ways of pleasure, and in the ways of love. A woman not scared to teach him both.

I am not sure anything I could say could give this story what it deserves. An astounding story and perfect for Valentine's approaching. A perfect blend of lemons, love, a little humor, and a man not scared to place it all on the line.

The story is told from his point of view and that just entraps me every time.

You think 762 pages is too long? Nope, it ended at a really great spot, but I think I could have read 700 more.

What a crazy few days it's been here! Never again will I complain here about dry weather! Almost the entire state of Queensland has been hit by the remains of ex-Tropical Cyclone Oswald, and it's now moved south to New South Wales. To the girls down there, I hope you're safe and dry. I've had no phone (landline or mobile) or internet since Sunday (it's currently Tuesday evening here now) but the Internet has just come back. I am not complaining though - some people have lost everything - for the second time in 2 years - and I am alive and well, as are friends and family.

I was able to get to work today for the first day of school but might be cut off again later this week when we get "re-flooded" - the river is on the rise from the rainfall north and west of here . There are food shortages too - I drove into Maccas this arvo to buy a bottle of water (The rain didn't cool things down - it was 50C (122F) in my car when I got in this afternoon!) and they had no meat (or whatever McDonald's calls "meat"), no lettuce and no buns! Luckily, my freezer is full, as is my liquor cabinet!

This happened on Friday, about an hour and a half from where I live:
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Funny flood story - I raced into the shops on Friday to buy some essentials and decided to grab some solution for my contact lenses as I knew I was getting low. Just as I found the solution on the shelf, a woman reached across me to grab a box of condoms off the shelf. We made eye contact - because she was reaching in front of me, then she grabbed a second box and said "If we lose power, there won't be anything else to do."

Do you know how difficult it was for me to not advise her that she better get some lube too!

Now I need some visuals - Rdmickey? Astro? Anyone? Help a sister out with some badboy, tatted Edward please? You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

I would have if I could have, but RDMickey saved the day as usual! I don't have too many manips so I probably would've just raided her stash anyway. Here's a few more from RDMickey's private collection:

has anyone read this?
Always an Edward

Author: LifeInTheSnow  PM
Bella wants to say yes to kind, handsome Ed…but can't stop meeting Eddie for martini lunches. Eduardo just wonders why she's avoiding his yoga class. And who is this "Edward" leaving cryptic messages at work? A story about people and how they change.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,760 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 10-31-12 - Published: 07-14-11 - Status: Complete - id: 7180165
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is it good?

Yes - I have read it, and yes - it is good. It's a nice, short read and I enjoyed it. I read it when I was still reading my fanfics in alphabetical order and there were some seriously bad "A" fics but this was one of the better ones. Give it a go and let us know what you think.

Rob Down Under Update:
Ahhh we love when celebrities are in Australia, and we love it even more when they get involved in awesome Aussie traditions – like the Big Day Out! Rob Pattinson has done just that, and hit up the iconic festival in Adelaide on Friday, in the company of a mystery blonde babe!

As well as flirting up a storm Rob watched the sets of The Killers, Vampire Weekend and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers at the festival, as also happily posed for photos with attractive female fans that were hounding him. He dressed in his normal style, wearing his signature baseball cap, shirt and dark jeans.

One festival go-er John Day got a photo with him, and told Hollywood Life, “He was very cool, very gracious and good humoured … I asked him how he was enjoying Adelaide and he said he’d only been here a short time and hadn’t seen much." Rob’s new movie 'The Rover' is scheduled to be filmed in various locations in SA’s Flinders Ranges, but Rob admitted to John that he is not yet familiar with the area. John added “I asked him what he (Rob) thought of the Flinders Ranges and he wasn’t sure what or where that was, so he had a bit of a laugh about that,” John added.

The sexy blonde has been named as Alexandra Warner, and while she is super pretty, it seems she is just someone who works in the entertainment industry, not R-Pattz’s new boo. Her account is filled with other pictures of her hanging with celebs. After a bit of super stalking (sorry Alexandra!) we discovered she is touring with the Big Day Out, so that explains how she is hanging with all the cool kids.

Along with the photo above, she posted the caption ‘Just casually having dinner with Robert Pattinson ' When one of her friends asked ‘no way how did that happen??’ Alexandra explained ‘I’m touring with the big day out festival in Australia and he’s here. Chilled out bloke. Think he was stoned ha!!' He does look very relaxed in the photo!



Being stoned is pretty standard at Big Day Out, but it might explain why he looked so short in the photo I posted last week - all that weed is stunting his growth! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Now to see what I missed on Tumblr...

I was waiting for this story to complete , can you spoil for me what type of angst we are talking about.I liked Friday at noon but i was hugely disappointed  in last chapters   

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I think you will like it.

What a crazy few days it's been here! Never again will I complain here about dry weather! Almost the entire state of Queensland has been hit by the remains of ex-Tropical Cyclone Oswald, and it's now moved south to New South Wales. To the girls down there, I hope you're safe and dry. I've had no phone (landline or mobile) or internet since Sunday (it's currently Tuesday evening here now) but the Internet has just come back. I am not complaining though - some people have lost everything - for the second time in 2 years - and I am alive and well, as are friends and family.

Rob Down Under Update:


Being stoned is pretty standard at Big Day Out, but it might explain why he looked so short in the photo I posted last week - all that weed is stunting his growth!

I'm glad you've not been flooded out! Seems like you just survived the worst of it, like me! Things have been really bad here, but we didn't lose any of our main buildings (or the feed stores!) and only some of the paddocks were burnt, so we're not completely out of feed, many around us were not so lucky. I've been having a lot of fun with the chainsaw clearing fallen trees, yippee. At least we still have internet and phone access. Although I have been relegated to actual, physical books as I can't take my lap-top out with me in the ute for fear it will melt...

Oh what a wonderful place Aus is, as half of it floods the other half is dry as a tinder box and burning to the ground...

As for Rob, it's not fair that Adelaide gets all the fun, although I suppose being as boring as it is there they need some excitement, poor Rob is probably bored shitless. Apart for Big Day Out and the other festivals all Adelaide has is churches...fun! Rob should come to my place and help my cut up all the fallen burnt trees, dig containment lines and hose the gutters...

So I flounced on Wild Child again - it was doing my head in. 
I'm thinking of starting The Wedding by Kismetian - only because it's been on my TBR list for ages. 

OMG this day keeps getting better and better... 

1 day and there are 3 pages... just skimmed, however...

V&V wasn't for me, couldn't get into how accident prone/embarassing moments Bella was. Flounced.

I almost fainted seeing FYW updated, I've got the stomach flu, so fainting is possible.

Customsward is an idea that came from someone's brain, I don't remember who so I wrote a O/S.

I feel for Astro and her rain, it's non stop snowing here and I'm ready to go toe to toe with mothernature.

Now that I'm kinda awake I'm looking for a fluffy no thinker read.

1 day and there are 3 pages... just skimmed, however...

V&V wasn't for me, couldn't get into how accident prone/embarassing moments Bella was. Flounced.

I almost fainted seeing FYW updated, I've got the stomach flu, so fainting is possible.

Customsward is an idea that came from someone's brain, I don't remember who so I wrote a O/S.

I feel for Astro and her rain, it's non stop snowing here and I'm ready to go toe to toe with mothernature.

Now that I'm kinda awake I'm looking for a fluffy no thinker read.

are you feeling better??
 

A little. I haven't been sick like this for almost 10 years. Knocked me off my a ss. I slept all day yesterday, now I'm more tired 'cause I slept so much. Damn circle. I'm not amused.
Being Sick is for the birds.

Well hope you are up and writting again soon.  Opps i mean feeling better soon     . In all seriousness I am glad you are feeling better.

1 day and there are 3 pages... just skimmed, however...

V&V wasn't for me, couldn't get into how accident prone/embarassing moments Bella was. Flounced.

I almost fainted seeing FYW updated, I've got the stomach flu, so fainting is possible.

Customsward is an idea that came from someone's brain, I don't remember who so I wrote a O/S.

I feel for Astro and her rain, it's non stop snowing here and I'm ready to go toe to toe with mothernature.

Now that I'm kinda awake I'm looking for a fluffy no thinker read.

I've been sick with the worst stomach flu/virus thingie too.  It's never been this bad and it's not even one of those 24 hour viruses.  5 days and I still feel like crap.

Customsward or as I originally called him Securityguardward/TSAagentward came from one of our many off topic discussions that led to me admitting that I get stopped frequently by airport security to check for papers to prove I'm old enough to fly without a guardian/companion.  I don't look that young, but I'm pretty petite so 

Hope you feel better.  F_uck, I hope I feel better too.