ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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my boobies aren't small 30G...

I'm thinking bra sizes must differ from country to country too - because if you bought a 30G in Australia...well, let's just say Jersey Cows wouldn't fill a 30G.

I'm a 12 EE. Can't find a sports bra anywhere, so I double up - it's like wearing a straight jacket for your chest!

See I prefer 107's slightly more angsty stuff...I've just started We Still Linger and I struggled for a bit as the copy I had was really badly formatted ( thanks again Bookaddict!) but I read her story when Edward was a nanny ( actually was that 107?) and didn't really like it....

The Edward Nanny story is Eight Days A Week. I liked it so we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. I like all of 107's fics that I have read. Haven't got to Linger yet.

When I read angst, I love the stuff that makes you snot cry - full on angst. That's why I loved Dusty.

I like 107yearoldvirgin's stuff too.  She starting writing original fiction on wattpad that I've been reading.  She just started a new one that you can find here: You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Awesome - but a little alarmed that the tab at the top of my screen says "Teen Fiction"!

Awesome - but a little alarmed that the tab at the top of my screen says "Teen Fiction"!

yep, it's like reading a BxE high school fic... just not B and E 

And you call yourself a techtard!

I really am - I just like to explore.

I d/l'ed a "Leandro Carvalho's Brazil Butt Lift - The Workouts" last night (I got sucked in to the ad on the shopping channel late last night, but didn't want to spend big $ on something that I'll probably only use for two weeks! Anyone want an almost new Zumba DVD, Yogalates DVD, etc?) but they are all zips and need to be extracted and I can't figure out how to get them to play in any sort of sequence!

I should just get off my arse and do it rather than battle with my 'puter!

That's two of us then - I cannot even imagine the reaction.   

I can...football team, near naked woman. It would not have been pretty!

What's the file extension for them? You might need to download a program specifically to extract them. Also, if you want a decent workout video then try 30 day Shred. It's the toughest thing ever but it works so well.

Cool - but can I download it?

The extensions are IFO, VOP & VUB.

WFT??? I'll play around with the Brazil Butt thing later this arvo and between Google and Trial & Error, I'll figure it out.

I think I just discovered how to stop that annoying (oining?) pink box that pops up when you post if someone else posts at the same time!

Go into you profile (top right of the page, click on your name), then click on Modify Profile then click on Look & Layout on the drop-down menu. Tick the box beside "Don't warn on new replies made while posting."

While you're in Modify Profile, change your profile to "Ultimate Profile". For no reason...just that "Ultimate Profile" sound cool! 

You have just saved my sanity! If there is one think that does my nut is the pink f-ing box! *runs off to change profile thingamagig*

I'm thinking bra sizes must differ from country to country too - because if you bought a 30G in Australia...well, let's just say Jersey Cows wouldn't fill a 30G.

I'm a 12 EE. Can't find a sports bra anywhere, so I double up - it's like wearing a straight jacket for your chest!

The Edward Nanny story is Eight Days A Week. I liked it so we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. I like all of 107's fics that I have read. Haven't got to Linger yet.

When I read angst, I love the stuff that makes you snot cry - full on angst. That's why I loved Dusty.

That was 8 Days A Week?! Wow! I liked it at the beginning when he had no idea what he was doing, had some very funny moments but he minute he became super nanny/crazy in love in a week? Yeah I lost interest...

            Dusty and you are, dirty from chain
            Lips of your kisses are sticking like tape
            Woke you at sunrise, cold as a grave
             I'll cut you some flowers, now don't be afraid
             Now don't be afraid - KOL

Demaris, why did I think you were 24? I feel so much younger now that I know that I'm not an old geriatric!

Errr? I'm not sure...But why are you now not an old geriatric?

Errr? I'm not sure...But why are you now not an old geriatric?

I thought I was almost twice your age. Now I'm just a little bit older.

See - that's how maths works! 

I'm about to start Blind Spot by fictionfreak95. 

Has anyone read this?

Loved this one I recently finished reding it