ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Also please don't forget to use the spoiler button for questionable content - Thanks!

I prefer fics that either tie every thing up or have an epilogue some time in the future showing them with their HEA 

Hail hail.

I was telling Lauren, especially if either of them had a crappy childhood I really want them to have the white picket fence, 10 kids, and a dog.

A "perfect" family. We now in real life nothing and no one is perfect. But this is fiction!
The babies won't cry at night, the dog won't pee on the carpet and the husband/wife won't cheat.

No one shots. Do an outtake but upload on the same place. It's easier to flagfic like that.
 

Oh! forgot about the flagfic aspect of it.  Some people don't like the epilogues, so if it is a OS they don't have to read.  But yeah, it's harder to make a single story if you download.....

Mamasutra's Wicked Deeds has completed.

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Written for the Twi Kink Fest... Edward Cullen was a man who had it all, but always wanted what was just out of his reach. EdwardxLeah, EdwardxBella
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Drama - Edward - Chapters: 91 - Words: 74,692 - Reviews: 1,797 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 02-26-13 - Published: 12-10-12 - Status: Complete - id: 8782718

91 chapters is 245 pages in a pfd.
Looks angsty.

The Hostage by EBAlways. You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login is a really interesting article on it, the fic and the book are 99% different, so basically a whole new story. She used the same concept but that was about it. Really good though. Things are always better when they're free

I read that book also, enjoyed it I had wanted to read the fic, but she had pulled way before completion so I went for the book....then I imported it and changed it back to twi characters. Only I changed Nathan to Jasper instead of Edward 

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It was a good read.  You may not find it too tear-jerky - it made me sad, but LoopyLu is a little emotional now 

I don't need to be pregnant to cry at books etc, but it's a great excuse when I'm caught do it. 
Thanks for the warning - read it last night and cried pretty bad - that it turned into the whole hiccup sobs, embarrassing I know.   

LL Do you want to read it together As I think it looks interesting too

Sorry hun, just saw your post - I read it last night as I couldn't sleep and I was going to stay on here or try and get read of something on my TBR list so I chose the latter - yay, for me. 
It is a good read though if you wanna still read it.

What in the fandom f_uck is going on with the Dusty duo, YellowBella?  Are they really fighting with each other?

ohhhhhhhhh do tell

I don't really know because I don't want to go through all the facebook craptastic comments, but it really looks like Sarah and TB23 are on the outs.  I did see a few comments that some people think this "fight" is a big ploy to garner interest in Dusty should it be published and other comments that while Sarah doesn't want to P2P, TB23 wants to rack in the $$$ from publishing.  I have NO idea what is really going on because I don't keep up with the Twilight fandom on facebook after seeing too much drama and hatred between authors and their fans. 

I thought maybe someone around here would know if YB is no more, purely for selfish reasons, because I've been hoping for another fic from them. 

Hey ladies! Can anyone recommend some good twilight fanfic where Bella is a nurse or doctor? Thanks in advance!

Last Tango in Forks Author: AwesomeSauce76 PM
Bella Swan has spent a lifetime putting everyone else's needs before her own. Could a chance encounter with a mysterious stranger begin to change all of that? AU/AH
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Angst - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,639 - Reviews: 15,776 - Favs: 8,028 - Follows: 5,540 - Updated: 01-12-13 - Published: 04-23-10 - Status: Complete - id: 5918985
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Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights Author: A Cullen Wannabe PM
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Romance - Bella & Edward - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 5,939 - Favs: 4,750 - Follows: 2,192 - Updated: 09-16-10 - Published: 03-25-09 - Status: Complete - id: 4947103
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 My Boys » Butterfly Betty
Bella hasn't seen her boys, Emmett, Jasper, and Edward Cullen, in over thirteen years. Just when they find each other again, an outside threat nearly tears them apart. B/E, A/J,R/EM. MA for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 119,160 - Reviews: 1336 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 2-3-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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Cotton Creek by rtgirl
Summary: Bella is a travel nurse who moves every six months.  Edward is a music teacher in a small southern town who gave up his Nashville dreams to return home.  She never knew what a home was…until he gave her one.
recently pulled but uploaded here somewhere...

The Story of Us by SexyLexiCullen
Summary: Dr. Edward Cullen came to Port Jervis for a new career, little did he know he would find the true love of his life, none other than co-worker Bella Swan. What happens when you get everything you could ever want when you never asked for it?
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Sequel:
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Summary: What happens after HEA? Sixteen years later, and with a house full of teenagers.
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A Hard Day’s Night by SexyLexiCullen
Summary: The doctors at this busy, New York City hospital all have the same goals: saving lives, setting the on-call rooms on fire, and maybe – just maybe – falling in love?
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Flaming Desire by Mamma4ever
Summary: Rose, Alice, and Bella work in the hospital ER. Edward, Jasper, and Emmett are firefighters who are brought to the ER one night when the girls are working. Sparks ignite. But will the flame remain when their love is tested?
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Sing For Me Sweet by Emily Bowden
Summary: “I wanted his hands on me, on every part of my body. I wanted to feel him pressed up against me, his skin touching mine. I wanted our passionate kisses to escalate until I was panting, trembling, on the precipice until I was begging for more.”
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A Soft Place To Land by btwnthestacks
Summary: Single father Edward Cullen and his daughter are looking for a soft place to land. In an attempt to help her, he turns to a program at the local library. While two furry friends help his child find her confidence, their owner will mend his broken heart.
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Falling For You by Jen733 aka JenGreen03 aka GreenEyedGirl17
Summary: Bella Swan has gone through crappy date… after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them?
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I'm finishing up Broken Angel today. It was an enjoyable read, but did they seriously do nothing but have sex for the last half of the book?  It's like on and on and on, one reason for sex after another, but nothing else has happened since she was changed.  And there's seriously 3 more books?


This one could have ended a bunch of times already. With the change, with the wedding, with the honeymoon, with the move, and it's still going and going and going..... this is the energizer bunny of fanfic! It's The Return of the King, all over again! End, damn fic, end! It was too good to flounce at the home stretch, but dayum!

OMG! LMAO! I actually put that in my review...in a nice way of course.  I said my only complaint if there was on was that there were too many lemons. 

The problem with vamp fics and lemons?  I start wondering things.  Like how does it get hard if there is no blood supply.  And how do things get so wet if there are, well, no tears for example.  I mean, it is inconsistent - they can get wet and have saliva, but no venomous tears?  And if you were a virgin when you were changed - how does that work? Well, maybe a vampire can break through, but thinking of the Denali sisters and their love for human males - would it have put the guy out of commission forever?

Yeah.... I'm weird LOL!  But these are the things I think about when there are too many lemons.... 

In some ways, the next one is as bad.  But there are things going on.  Tanya comes back....Demetri becomes a friend.  There is some excitement in the vamp world..... 

I just skip a lot of the lemons or skim through them.....