Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

  niobe has a BF

She have a BF 

  because he is an eegit

because he is an eegit

Hey you said cuter one are eegit
you mean i'm cuter 

Hey you said cuter one are eegit
you mean i'm cuter 

when did i say that ?

I thought you will be BF, you seem like those Dom kind of girl 

what does this mean 

  then wouldn't that mean that he wasn't a man because you "snagged" him

when did i say that ?

last day:P

snagged who ?

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ugh,  i meant that since NIN said that NIOBE couldn't get a guy, then that would mean that NIN was not a man since NIOBE "snagged" nin (because Niobe apparently caught NIN's attention)  got it now?

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