Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

oh so the other part must be my wonderful personality and charm 

  how much younger is she than you?

4 years younger. She's a teacher and sometimes when we bicker, she always say that I am acting like her students. She teaches grade school 

DO you act like them?

  kidding 
im sure you, that you at least act like a teenager 

Nah, I'm just trying to be cute sometimes...plus, she's a teacher  She's so serious sometimes 

She must host a killer party then 

She hates parties but with a killer party... that would probably do the trick 

    good thing your her sister

I'm an  ..She is lucky to have me 

  you must make her life real fun

Of course...I am her drinking thread..

should pull a prank on her  never done one myself but the stories i hear are hilarious 

Do tell....do tell 

This dude i know, pulled this one prank on his sister where he got the cardboard part of a toilet paper roll and ripped it up and then wet it and when he did that the pieces stook together and it ended up looking like a piece of crap.  he then put it on his sisters' laptop and when she came and saw it she freaked out. he picked it up and said it looks like shit, and then she screamed.  he then said , " I'm tired of your shit!" and then threw it at her. she screamed and went hysterical  then he eventually told her the truth once he got a good laugh. 

That's a good one 

I would never do that to my sister..she'll kill me. 

Yeah  i especially loved it when he said , "I'm tired of your shit!"  hahahaha it made me crack up when he said that because he's quiet at school and then i find out he's a prankster  he's done quite a few but that's the only one i remember with detail. and im sure you could take your sister  but yeah, i'd never do that to my sisters either they'd probably stop talking to me