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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
 

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Offline Niobe

Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #161 on: March 24, 2014, 09:26 PM »
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Yeah  :D :D :D i especially loved it when he said , "I'm tired of your shit!"  :D :D :D hahahaha it made me crack up when he said that because he's quiet at school and then i find out he's a prankster  :D :D he's done quite a few but that's the only one i remember with detail. and im sure you could take your sister  :D :D but yeah, i'd never do that to my sisters either they'd probably stop talking to me  :D :D :D

Oh..this guy..is he your friend?  ;D

I have a friend like that in high school. His pranks are cool until you became a victim of it  :P
 

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« Reply #162 on: March 24, 2014, 09:41 PM »
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Oh..this guy..is he your friend?  ;D

I have a friend like that in high school. His pranks are cool until you became a victim of it  :P
::) he is my friend but we are not close, plus he is not my type AND  ;D i think my other friend has a thing for him

And he is way to shy to do any of that to me  :D :D especially at school since we are not close and he doesn't know where i live

Things change
 

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« Reply #163 on: March 24, 2014, 09:43 PM »
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::) he is my friend but we are not close, plus he is not my type AND  ;D i think my other friend has a thing for him

And he is way to shy to do any of that to me  :D :D especially at school since we are not close and he doesn't know where i live

JULIA HAS A BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY....JULIA HAS A BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Seriously, do tell...do tell.... :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: How does he look?
 

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« Reply #164 on: March 24, 2014, 09:57 PM »
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JULIA HAS A BOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY....JULIA HAS A BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Seriously, do tell...do tell.... :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: How does he look?
:D :D seriously i don't!  :57: im serious

he is Caucasian, brownish reddish hair, reddish lips, brown eyes, 5'8" (i think  :-\ because he IS taller than me ) and he wears glasses  ;D see... not my type.

Things change
 

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« Reply #165 on: March 24, 2014, 10:00 PM »
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:D :D seriously i don't!  :57: im serious

he is Caucasian, brownish reddish hair, reddish lips, brown eyes, 5'8" (i think  :-\ because he IS taller than me ) and he wears glasses  ;D see... not my type.

Julia has a boy!!!

He IS TALLER than you...PERFECTION  :dance: :dance: he can ditch out the glasses.  ;)

What is his name?  :laugh:
 

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« Reply #166 on: March 24, 2014, 10:07 PM »
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Julia has a boy!!!

He IS TALLER than you...PERFECTION  :dance: :dance: he can ditch out the glasses.  ;)

What is his name?  :laugh:
:D :D :D :D :D OMG I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!!....his name is manuel,  ;D he is a Spaniard

Things change
 

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« Reply #167 on: March 24, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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:D :D :D :D :D OMG I DON'T LIKE HIM!!!!....his name is manuel,  ;D he is a Spaniard

That's what they always say  ;D

Julia and Manuel,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #168 on: March 25, 2014, 01:23 AM »
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That's what they always say  ;D

Julia and Manuel,
Sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Julia and Manuel,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
GETTING MARRIED
 

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« Reply #169 on: March 25, 2014, 01:23 AM »
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:D :D seriously i don't!  :57: im serious

he is Caucasian, brownish reddish hair, reddish lips, brown eyes, 5'8" (i think  :-\ because he IS taller than me ) and he wears glasses  ;D see... not my type.
he can get contacts ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #170 on: March 25, 2014, 01:25 AM »
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:D :D seriously i don't!  :57: im serious

he is Caucasian, brownish reddish hair, reddish lips, brown eyes, 5'8" (i think  :-\ because he IS taller than me ) and he wears glasses  ;D see... not my type.
you never know who and when you fall in love, ask niobe.
she have thing for guitarist  :D
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #171 on: March 25, 2014, 01:25 AM »
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Julia and Manuel,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
GETTING MARRIED


 :D :D :D

He is a red head  ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #172 on: March 25, 2014, 01:26 AM »
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you never know who and when you fall in love, ask niobe.
she have thing for guitarist  :D

What about guitarist?  :o
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #173 on: March 25, 2014, 01:33 AM »
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:D :D :D

He is a red head  ;)
So, what ?
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #174 on: March 25, 2014, 01:35 AM »
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So, what ?

 :021: :021: :021:

You don't know?
 

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« Reply #175 on: March 25, 2014, 01:37 AM »
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:021: :021: :021:

You don't know?
she got hots for red head ?
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #176 on: March 25, 2014, 01:39 AM »
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she got hots for red head ?

No...nevermind  ;)
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #177 on: March 25, 2014, 01:40 AM »
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No...nevermind  ;)
did you mean me  >:( >:( >:( >:(
 

Offline Niobe

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« Reply #178 on: March 25, 2014, 01:43 AM »
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did you mean me  >:( >:( >:( >:(

I know you have a thing for red heads  :D :D :D

We have to make sure he is a cowboy  ;)
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #179 on: March 25, 2014, 01:52 AM »
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I know you have a thing for red heads  :D :D :D

We have to make sure he is a cowboy  ;)
i told you about that, that's why you know it :P

He can go to school for cowboys :P
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #180 on: March 25, 2014, 01:56 AM »
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i told you about that, that's why you know it :P

He can go to school for cowboys :P

There is no such thing as school for cowboys...you should know that cause you hunt for them  ;)