Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

No, but you seem to get some kind of idea or inferred that i'm fascinated by cowboys ?

Seem? So you're saying I'm making it up?

i didn't said that but i'm saying how did you come to such inference ?

Why don't you look into the deepest part of your brain for answers?

like i said earlier i want you to say those words, i know them, but you saying will make it better.

Make better? Why? Are you feeling sick?

Yes i'm, please say what this sick human wants to hear 

Human? Where? 

OH! my mistake, this non-human species.

Who?

What's wrong? 

oH! nothing i forgot i was talking to human species, which are much less intelligent than mine 

YOU mean you are intelligent? 

IF it appeases you than yes 

How would you know if it appeases me or not?

same way you will know how you were coy.

You're just the one accusing me of being coy

oh! no I am just stating a fact.