Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Truth is....I have no idea 

Yes..maybe? 

you guys are so entertaining I could just sit back and watch you guys argue and be perfectly content   

Do you need popcorn for that? 

Nah..we weren't arguing. That is how we converse normally.

Nah, ive got enough fat for that 
I can see that  I wonder how you guys would act in RL 

Probably kill each other 

you guys were just arguing for the sake of arguing?

no it was getting boring, to talk other things.

Why will you be running after me?

didn't you say kill each other, i want to stay alive

Oh...so you were chasing me to kill me?

i am running from you 

you were the one running after me 

are you sure, if i am running after you, then it won't be to kill you, but do something else

Are you Sean O'Pry? If not then...be gone 

why you gonna run away from sean too 

Yeah..we and Sean will be doing the "catch me if you can" scenario... 

where he got shot down by some smartarian, who thinks he is going to do something Evil to you.