Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

 

  i don't even know what to say

Say anything you like 

but that's the thing  there are so many things that i want to say that i can't choose so im speechless

but that's the thing  there are so many things that i want to say that i can't choose so im speechless

i know, i do leave woman speechless, except niobe, she is blabber mouth.

niobe is a funny, smart mouth virtual sister 

she is sassy.

Stop talking bout me and crazy guy, I am not a blabber mouth. It's just that you don't leave me speechless 

OH! i don't.
like i care to leave you speechless.
and if you know or not, you are blabber mouth or blabber finger 

OH! i don't.
like i care to leave you speechless.
and if you know or not, you are blabber mouth or blabber finger 

Blabber FINGER? 

  I wonder, what would that look like?

  look it up on photobucket

No..no...you look it up 

I already did  that's why i told you to