Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

There were no pictures of talking fingers. they were just a bunch of random pictures of crazy looking people

Okay..I'm looking out for a cartoon one 

be sure to post that for all to see

 

Isn't cool blabber finger

Direct your anger to DG

I already did. Can't he atleast put Sean's picture as my avi 

hey, he is funny. that guy in photo

I don't want funny...I want hot 

HEAR THAT DG!!!! I want hot 

He won't listen to you

Why? Is he deaf?

no because, he is not good with orders, haven't been trained properly 

Oh...I'm going to train him good

need help, just call asor