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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
 

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Offline Niobe

Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #301 on: March 28, 2014, 05:42 AM »
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need help, just call asor

Nah.I can handle him  >:D
 

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« Reply #302 on: March 28, 2014, 05:58 AM »
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Nah.I can handle him  >:D
super his ego is bigger than his ...
 

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« Reply #303 on: March 28, 2014, 06:01 AM »
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super his ego is bigger than his ...

You mean his head?   :D
 

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« Reply #304 on: March 28, 2014, 06:20 AM »
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You mean his head?   :D
well yeah.
 

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« Reply #305 on: March 28, 2014, 06:27 AM »
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well yeah.

How does he fit in doors? :P
 

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« Reply #306 on: March 28, 2014, 06:32 AM »
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How does he fit in doors? :P
Ask him  ;D
 

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« Reply #307 on: March 28, 2014, 06:35 AM »
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Ask him  ;D

I probably would  8) How worse can my avi get  :P
 

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« Reply #308 on: March 28, 2014, 06:42 AM »
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I probably would  8) How worse can my avi get  :P
who knows, he could put some asian cosplay  :D
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #309 on: March 28, 2014, 06:44 PM »
 ;D hilarious

Things change
 

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« Reply #310 on: March 28, 2014, 06:46 PM »
I get down whenever I see my avi  :( :(
 

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« Reply #311 on: March 28, 2014, 06:52 PM »
 :kiss: I thought that Frenchy did it since it said Property of frenchy

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« Reply #312 on: March 28, 2014, 07:07 PM »
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:kiss: I thought that Frenchy did it since it said Property of frenchy

This is the third time he changed it. Frenchy put it back. He also hijacked Frenchy. Big bad wolf  >:(
 

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« Reply #313 on: March 28, 2014, 08:58 PM »
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This is the third time he changed it. Frenchy put it back. He also hijacked Frenchy. Big bad wolf  >:(
OH! What a douche  :P
We should ask frenchy to sabotage him bavk :D giv him a taste ofhis ownmedicine :P
Y did hedecide 4o do this to you guys ?  ;D

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« Reply #314 on: March 28, 2014, 09:10 PM »
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OH! What a douche  :P
We should ask frenchy to sabotage him bavk :D giv him a taste ofhis ownmedicine :P
Y did hedecide 4o do this to you guys ?  ;D

Oh supergirl got him good. She changed his avi to a pink one  :D :D

But he changed it back  ;D I'm waiting supergirl to be online.

He's sensitive cause I called his hijacks boring (and here I thought honesty is the best policy)
 

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« Reply #315 on: March 28, 2014, 09:22 PM »
 :D :D :D can't wait to see the battle of the Mods  :D :D :D
 ;D sensitive guy eh? I'll be sure to kiss up to him if i ever meet him, wouldn't want my avi changed  8)

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« Reply #316 on: March 28, 2014, 09:25 PM »
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:D :D :D can't wait to see the battle of the Mods  :D :D :D
 ;D sensitive guy eh? I'll be sure to kiss up to him if i ever meet him, wouldn't want my avi changed  8)

Pfffttt...as if he'll have a chance witg supergirl. Gurl power, remember? Nah...you'll be safe...for now... :D
 

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« Reply #317 on: March 28, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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Pfffttt...as if he'll have a chance witg supergirl. Gurl power, remember? Nah...you'll be safe...for now... :D
:D :D :D :D no gurl power for me?

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« Reply #318 on: March 28, 2014, 09:47 PM »
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:D :D :D :D no gurl power for me?

Hey..we are in the same club. No harm will come on you (I hope) ;)
 

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« Reply #319 on: March 28, 2014, 09:55 PM »
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Hey..we are in the same club. No harm will come on you (I hope) ;)
If im part of your club  ;D then wouldn't he target me as well just to spite you?

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« Reply #320 on: March 28, 2014, 10:05 PM »
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If im part of your club  ;D then wouldn't he target me as well just to spite you?

Unless he's the kind of person..I don't think so  :D :D

Geez..I have to remember he's a MOD too  8) 8)