Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Okay..gotta do something too 

oh well now im curious 

okay good day/night   

What?! 

No..the curious part 

I was curious as to what made you busy   

 

RL brat 

Can't you just say NIn 

Riiiiigggghhhhhttt 

Riiiiigggghhhhhttt 

see, i made her busy 

That made you happy? 

Okay, I'll play. Yes, you made me super duper busy 

Yes, and say you had the best Sunday spending time with me.

Yes, and say you had the best Sunday spending time with me.

Oh yes..in fact I wish it's still Sunday today cause it was the best day of my life.

Oh yes..in fact I wish it's still Sunday today cause it was the best day of my life.

Ain't she sweet
I enjoyed the day too

Great..in fact I'm dying for a repeat...

(Shall I continue?)

Sure
Tell her about, breakfast, lunch and dinner