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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: March 19, 2014, 03:05 AM »
Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.  :angel:
 

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #341 on: March 29, 2014, 10:35 PM »
 :-*
going to bed soon

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #342 on: March 29, 2014, 10:46 PM »
Okay..gotta do something too  :-*
 

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Okay..gotta do something too  :-*
;D oh well now im curious  :D

okay good day/night   :-*

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« Reply #344 on: March 30, 2014, 04:23 AM »
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;D oh well now im curious  :D

okay good day/night   :-*

What?!  :P
 

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« Reply #345 on: March 30, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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What?!  :P
;D it was good NIGHT for me but good DAY for you  :-*

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« Reply #346 on: March 30, 2014, 10:13 PM »
No..the curious part  :P
 

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No..the curious part  :P
I was curious as to what made you busy   :P

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« Reply #348 on: March 30, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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I was curious as to what made you busy   :P

 ;D

RL brat  :-*
 
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« Reply #349 on: March 30, 2014, 10:42 PM »
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;D

RL brat  :-*
Can't you just say NIn  :D
 

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« Reply #350 on: March 30, 2014, 10:47 PM »
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Can't you just say NIn  :D

Riiiiigggghhhhhttt  ;D
 

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« Reply #351 on: March 30, 2014, 10:52 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #352 on: March 30, 2014, 11:03 PM »
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Riiiiigggghhhhhttt  ;D
see, i made her busy  :D
 

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« Reply #353 on: March 30, 2014, 11:07 PM »
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see, i made her busy  :D

That made you happy?  ;)

Okay, I'll play. Yes, you made me super duper busy  ;)
 

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« Reply #354 on: March 30, 2014, 11:09 PM »
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That made you happy?  ;)

Okay, I'll play. Yes, you made me super duper busy  ;)
Yes, and say you had the best Sunday spending time with me. ;D
 

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 ;D

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« Reply #356 on: March 30, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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Yes, and say you had the best Sunday spending time with me. ;D

Oh yes..in fact I wish it's still Sunday today cause it was the best day of my life.
 
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« Reply #357 on: March 30, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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;D
you talk emoticon :P
 

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« Reply #358 on: March 30, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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Oh yes..in fact I wish it's still Sunday today cause it was the best day of my life.
Ain't she sweet ;)
I enjoyed the day too ;)
 

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« Reply #359 on: March 30, 2014, 11:23 PM »
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Ain't she sweet ;)
I enjoyed the day too ;)

Great..in fact I'm dying for a repeat...

(Shall I continue?)
 
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« Reply #360 on: March 30, 2014, 11:25 PM »
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Great..in fact I'm dying for a repeat...

(Shall I continue?)
Sure ;)
Tell her about, breakfast, lunch and dinner  :D