Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Hmmmm....hmmmm...okay, memory lapses 

(pssstt..what happened on breakfast, lunch and dinner? You did not brief me on this) 

We had the, romantically 

I have to remember it Julia

(what?what?stop speaking in codes)

Take time, sweetheart

Take time, sweetheart

Time for?

ill remind you 

Remind me 

You memory to resurface

It's hard 

DID you TRY COFFEE ?

I'm having one now 

NO!
  try BLUEBERRIES they help with memory

well, it should be Almonds

 

Who said that

 

You hitting julia ?

That was you 

why would i hit julia ?