Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

We just 

you do more of this  than this 

Hey..I do not 

okay 
what happened to you using your whip? 

You mean this --->>>>>>

yes , that . where were they?

with my cowboy 

in texas ?

Nope..here with me 

wouldn't your BF get jealous?

 

see, you are not that smart.

Sometimes I do not know know what we're talking about anymore 

and yet you talk 

see, you are not that smart.
and yet you talk 

You want me to 

She didn't ask, unlike you 

You think that noticing something she noticed that I did not notice at first will make it more noticeable?

sorry, then for butting in.

noticed that she noticed what you thought we both didn't noticed ?

You think that noticing something she noticed that I did not notice at first will make it more noticeable?

WHAT?!?! 

  typical of you two