Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Blame it on him 

Sure, blame it on me, as i started it.

oh don't get your panties in a twist 

  why are you making that face?

Oh..would this be rather fitting --->> 

if you feel amused by my comment then yes 

Very amused 

wrong face 

Hey..I like this face ----> 

I can tell 
looks like you're trying to impersonate KISS 

KISS? The band? 

  yes  who else would look like that and be named KISS?

Hey..maybe there is an indie band called KISS 

i would LOVE to see that

You like KISS? 

OH GOD NO. i've never even listened to them but just their appearance is enough to drive me away 

Sure, blame it on me, as i started it.

No, i don't wear panties, they seem Uncomfortable to wear.