Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

Are you sure you wanna know?

i don't think so 
but how are you so sure huh?

It's a secret 

did you use your spy gear

How did you know?  When you get older, I'll let you in the business. 

i was half expecting you to say if i tell you then i'll have to kill you like nin has been saying to every question i ask him 

  Can't wait for my spy gear to come in the mail 

Nin is like our kin but I'm not letting him into the business 

Okay...4 years to go for you 

awwww  that's so long to wait. i want to be a badass now! 

I can give you menial works  Like the one I'm asking through pm 

after i pass then i can get my gear?

You'll get another menial assignment 

for four years?!?!

a fact that you have no way of knowing for sure is true

Sometimes i feel like giving you a hug when you stick for me against your sister

i'm already a SPY

Still not letting you into the business.

Yes, i am not asking you too

Good. It will save you the trouble of asking and me declining.

yeah, you know who is the MIA partner of your detective agency ?

Why are you asking the owner that?