Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

you mean loco 
i have to get off  now   
  i need to set up dinner and then my sister NEEDS to make my mom a bracelet using the computer

talk to you tomorrow 

Aww missed you again

Told you to wake up early 

I couldn't wake up early today 

Why is that?

Was tired last night, after chatting with my GF   

Oh..imaginary or real one? 

Real one.

Extend my regards 

You should invite her here. 

I will not, you wills scare, her telling lies how pervert i am.

You shouldn't be feeding her lies then 

Hey, we're friends. Your secret is safe with me. 

I don't think it would be nice of you two meeting.
you will say i hit on you and she is you know possessive.

You did not hit on me, silly!  No hitting between friends. Hey, I am in a relationship too. 

Aww, are you.
Damn! i thought telling you might make your feelings for me Resurface.

You should really invite your GF here. That would be interesting. 

You want me to invite her here ?
I don't trust you, you have some evil plan to break us apart. because you love me.

Delusional Nin taking over again. 

And btw, you hurt my feelings. 

No, i have worked hard to hold on to her, don't want to have any fight with her.

hey i was just kidding, didn't meant o hurt your feelings.

Okay...I was just messing with you. I know she loves all of you  After all, you can't suppress who you really are 

Yes i can't.
and she loves me too