Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

You know you are part owner

Sole owner 

awwww  im touched what about Sean O' Pry?

Husband 

i didn't touched you, must be Manuel 

two minutes after i posted that, i knew i made a mistake. but lazy me didn't have the energy to amend it. 

Husband 

why didn't you invite me to your wedding? 

two minutes after i posted that, i knew i made a mistake. but lazy me didn't have the energy to amend it. 
  why didn't you invite me to your wedding? 

Yeah, you do mistake and you are lazy person

Maybe she didn't want to pay for air fare.
she got married last month, i was there.
had real good fun with her before marriage 

I even don't know what to say to that 

What? 

* I have nothing to add, just wanted to be included. *

Gotta get that smiley 

Yes, i should 

Whydon't you get it 

* I have nothing to add, just wanted to be included. *

 

  you mean loco 
i have to get off  now   
  i need to set up dinner and then my sister NEEDS to make my mom a bracelet using the computer

talk to you tomorrow