Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

maybe, because it was she who had panties in twist 

what? I know you wear panties  But I don't wanna see them 

that's the face you'd make if your panties were in a twist? 
Have you ever watched the show "Friends" with Jennifer Anniston? 

I have, because she had are panties in twist all the time, should have worn comfortable one.

i don't think you had to say that last part, it's kind of a given 

IF you both say another word, i'm gonna find the pic of guy wearing panties and post it here.

For your viewing pleasure? Is that your kink now?

No, but i know you like to see guys in thongs

The last time I checked, not my thing..whereas you...

It won't fit me

Oh..so you tried it  you sneaky boy 

I know from the crotch

Oh my geez loco...you really did try it.  how did it feel?

what, I meant the crotch size was skimpy.

So it fits you? 

you're so mean

I'm just stating a fact.

a fact that you have no way of knowing for sure is true

Oh but I do 

how?