Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

it was a secluded place and no other human being there..

Don't worry, i can kill from helicopter or far away with my sniper 

Take note of the word human being 

PS. You can't kill Sean 

Yesterday you said i'm not human 

I did..that's why I said no "human being" in sight so you're not allowed there 

and you said i'm not a human being.
and there is no human being there.
as i'm not human being.
so i can kill him.

Why do you want to kill him in the first place 

he was running after you with something dangling between his leg 

Why are you looking between his legs?

i was looking at your ass 

No...you commented about something between Sean's legs 

that looked like a weapon and i was saving your from that. he is dead

Explain how the weapon looked like...it seems you're fascinated/pissed by it   

It was like a blade of grass

And?

And what ?
he wanted to tickle with you.

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The thing you saw or Sean?

I deny to answer it.

Do tell

Nothing to tell.