Better than a Flu
Shot!   
 Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him
into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while
she prepared tea...
As he sat facing her old   Hammond 
organ,
The young minister
Noticed a  cut glass
bowl Sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled
With water, and in the
water
Floated, of all things, a
condom!
When she returned
With tea and
scones,
They began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but
soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about
this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
wonderful?
I was walking through
The Park a few months ago
And I found this little package on the
ground.
The directions said
To place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent
the spread of disease.. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter. 

hunt what ?

cowboys...duh 

and why would i do that, may i inquire ?

Oh..playing the amnesia game..?

no, i wanna hear you say, why do i hunt for cowboys ?

You want me repeat that? 

yes and put it in Bold and red color

Why? 

So, i know what you are referring to.

but you already know that....

But i wanna hear you say it.
and if you won't then i'll stop commenting at all.

Then stop 

thought so, don't have guts to say what you suggesting all the time

You're being obscure  not cool

i'm not i wanna know why did you say, i'll be hunting cowboys ?

Because you are 

and why am i according to you, hunting for cowboys ?

fascination of them, perhaps?

and why am i fascinated by them ?

Am I your doctor who answers everything when you're having memory lapses?