Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

Pfftt..he probably loves doing that when he's alone.

i can imagine
ps i found a pick of the next best thing , my nephew  i put it on GR especially for you 

i am here.

And?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really? 

Her memory 

I have a memory lapse when it comes to you 

  what are you talking about nin?

  you know now she's going to look there and get on you about it

must be really distracting 

Neither. Cause it will mean exerting some effort and effort means my precious time so...no.

What? 

     he's just going to keep trying
i meant that because you haven't replied yet that he must have been really trying to distract you  

Oh 

As they say.."try and try until you die.." 

I just saw this one 

that'll be a long time of dodging his attempts at getting you