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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2014, 09:43 PM »
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you could talk about his duck face  ;D

Pfftt..he probably loves doing that when he's alone.
 

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« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2014, 09:46 PM »
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Pfftt..he probably loves doing that when he's alone.
;D i can imagine
ps i found a pick of the next best thing , my nephew  ^-^ i put it on GR especially for you  :-*

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2014, 09:48 PM »
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;D i can imagine
ps i found a pick of the next best thing , my nephew  ^-^ i put it on GR especially for you  :-*

Okay, will check it  :-*
 

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« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2014, 10:24 PM »
i am here.
 

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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2014, 10:25 PM »
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i am here.

And?
 

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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2014, 10:27 PM »
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And?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2014, 10:28 PM »
WHAT????  :D :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2014, 10:32 PM »
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really?  ;D
 

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« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2014, 10:50 PM »
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WHAT????  :D :D :D
Her memory  :D :D
 

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« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2014, 10:53 PM »
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Her memory  :D :D

I have a memory lapse when it comes to you  ;D
 

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« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2014, 11:03 PM »
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I have a memory lapse when it comes to you  ;D
She still didn't get it  :D
Aww, is it because you love me ;)
or because i'm a nightmare you are trying to forget
 

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« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2014, 11:10 PM »
 :D what are you talking about nin?

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2014, 11:11 PM »
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:D what are you talking about nin?
look at previous page  ;D
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2014, 11:16 PM »
 ;D you know now she's going to look there and get on you about it

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2014, 11:27 PM »
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;D you know now she's going to look there and get on you about it
don't worry, i will distract her
 

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« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2014, 06:54 PM »
must be really distracting  :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2014, 09:06 PM »
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She still didn't get it  :D
Aww, is it because you love me ;)
or because i'm a nightmare you are trying to forget

Neither. Cause it will mean exerting some effort and effort means my precious time so...no.

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must be really distracting  :D

What?  ???
 

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« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2014, 09:15 PM »
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Neither. Cause it will mean exerting some effort and effort means my precious time so...no.

What?  ???
   :D  :D :D :D he's just going to keep trying
i meant that because you haven't replied yet that he must have been really trying to distract you :-* 

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #39 on: March 11, 2014, 09:18 PM »
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   :D  :D :D :D he's just going to keep trying
i meant that because you haven't replied yet that he must have been really trying to distract you :-*

Oh  :-[

As they say.."try and try until you die.."  :D

I just saw this one  :P
 

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« Reply #40 on: March 11, 2014, 09:25 PM »
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Oh  :-[

As they say.."try and try until you die.."  :D

I just saw this one  :P
:D :D that'll be a long time of dodging his attempts at getting you

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