Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

I'm not even dodging cause it's not getting through..

true  then it'll be a long time for you to tolerate him

My tolerance is quite high so... 

wonder how long he'll give up then
  have you realized that he is targeting you?

He has a bad aim so I don't worry about it 

Pfffttt.. He'll answer to this ----->

how many times have you used that arm ?
ps good night ...  mom

What? 

Looks like she is distracted too much 

wonder how long he'll give up then
  have you realized that he is targeting you?

hey, you just ratted one me 

you made it so obvious

Made what obvious? 

he made it obvious that he was targeting you 

she have a poster on her back hit it.

What? 

yes, with arrow toward your back.

And you shot that arrow? 

Nope, i smacked your bottoms

Dream on 

Aww, you won't want me dreaming of doing that.