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mother in law
« on: March 08, 2014, 08:38 PM »
 
An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day.  :-*
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #121 on: March 15, 2014, 03:25 AM »
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Don't sweetie me :040:
what should I say to little girl like you ?
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #122 on: March 15, 2014, 03:41 AM »
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what should I say to little girl like you ?

Little? :040:
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #123 on: March 15, 2014, 03:44 AM »
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Little? :040:
Yes, little girl ;)
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #124 on: March 15, 2014, 03:49 AM »
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Yes, little girl ;)

You want me to call you daddy now?  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #125 on: March 15, 2014, 03:52 AM »
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You want me to call you daddy now?  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
i'm younger than you  :D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #126 on: March 15, 2014, 03:59 AM »
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i'm younger than you  :D

Little bro then  ;D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #127 on: March 15, 2014, 04:56 AM »
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Little bro then  ;D
Little girl  :040:
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #128 on: March 15, 2014, 05:07 AM »
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Little girl  :040:

Little bro :040:
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #129 on: March 15, 2014, 05:16 AM »
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Little bro :040:
Little girl in black shorts
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #130 on: March 15, 2014, 05:27 AM »
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Little girl in black shorts

Little boy wearing polo
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #131 on: March 15, 2014, 05:30 AM »
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Little boy wearing polo
little girl bend over  :D
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #132 on: March 15, 2014, 05:33 AM »
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little girl bend over  :D

little boy caged with the lions  :D
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #133 on: March 15, 2014, 05:38 AM »
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little boy caged with the lions  :D
Yes, i will have my lions with me  :D
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #134 on: March 15, 2014, 05:44 AM »
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Yes, i will have my lions with me  :D

 ???

I am so not going there ...
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #135 on: March 15, 2014, 05:49 AM »
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???

I am so not going there ...
You did write it  :D :D
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #136 on: March 15, 2014, 05:55 AM »
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You did write it  :D :D

And you're twisting everything You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #137 on: March 15, 2014, 05:58 AM »
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And you're twisting everything You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
no, i am not, i read it the way you wrote ;)
tell me this, will i be locked with out y lions ?
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #138 on: March 15, 2014, 06:01 AM »
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no, i am not, i read it the way you wrote ;)
tell me this, will i be locked with out y lions ?

You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Hello? Animal control? Yes..there's someone here howling? Yes..you'll be here in five with the rabid shot? okay...
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Re: mother in law
« Reply #139 on: March 15, 2014, 06:02 AM »
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You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Hello? Animal control? Yes..there's someone here howling? Yes..you'll be here in five with the rabid shot? okay...
why do you want to lock my lions in a cage ;)
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Offline Niobe

Re: mother in law
« Reply #140 on: March 15, 2014, 06:06 AM »
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why do you want to lock my lions in a cage ;)

Your lions? Your lions? You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login
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