An angry husband is not satisfied  with his wife and sends an sms to his Mother- in-law:
   

"Your product is not matching my  requirements."
 
                   Smart Mother-in-law replies: 
 
 "Warranty expired, manufacturer is  not responsible after seal is broken. "

 
                                               Have a nice day. 

Yeah, she gets very drunk.
and BTW, niobe.
She ain't 16 so she can't drive, you cant her to end up in jail

hey i can get a permit so...

Pfffttt..you gotta learn the trade boy. I'm going to get her a fake ID 

And no..you can't come with us. 

oh,well hope you both get caught, won't you like to be surrounded by policemen in uniform.

P.S someone gotta stay home, so they can bail you out.

No. Fake ID 

you making her criminal like yourself.

You're just jealous 

no, I'm being responsible.

hey niobe ill take you up on that offer for a fake ID 
  your just saying that you want to be the responsible one when really youre covering up for the fact that you can't come with us good girls 

Urgh..I should drop you a PM or something but still you replied to every thread so I'm feeling a lil rueful to respond 

The rehearsal went well but... You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

Pffftt..even without a fake ID you'll pass as an adult (I mean it in a complimentary way)

i like to know that i've finished my duty of responding to everything, and why the  You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login  what happened

  probably, people do always think im older than i really am

You do realize that because I lubs you, I am compelled to respond to everything now 

Well..guess the You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

oh  operation hottie didn't go as planned?

It did 

then was it your clumsiness 

 

Yeah..came out as a total nutcase 

well at least you made yourself memorable 

Not a memory I want to retain but hey..I can still redeem myself on the actual wedding 

yeah, why are you stressing over the rehearsal you can impress them with your charm and better looks 

 

Smart girl..but you know of the saying that first impression last?