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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #341 on: May 23, 2014, 07:55 PM »
You're my sister. Of course I know.  ;)

So, you're a hoarder of music, eh?  :laugh:
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #342 on: May 23, 2014, 08:02 PM »
of course!  ^-^
i love music, i've got a mp3 player that i payed for myself  :)
it has 16 GB
so i basically have an unlimited amount of space
and it only cost $20!

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #343 on: May 23, 2014, 08:06 PM »
I love music too but I'm more of a book hoarder than music hoarder.

So tell me, how many songs are there in your playlist?
 

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« Reply #344 on: May 23, 2014, 08:15 PM »
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I love music too but I'm more of a book hoarder than music hoarder.

So tell me, how many songs are there in your playlist?
i'm both  :laugh: a hybrid if you will.

i really have no idea. maybe around 100?  :D :D and im still downloading, not even halfway finished  8)

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #345 on: May 23, 2014, 08:43 PM »
Just 100? And here I was hoping it was more than that  :D
 

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« Reply #346 on: May 23, 2014, 08:50 PM »
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Just 100? And here I was hoping it was more than that  :D
hey, i just got it  :D :D
it will be more than that. my goal is to download at least 1998 for the year of my b-day  >:D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #347 on: May 23, 2014, 08:56 PM »
6 months to hoard? I know you can do it.

But you have to DL different kind of songs for that.  >:D
 

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« Reply #348 on: May 23, 2014, 09:02 PM »
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6 months to hoard? I know you can do it.

But you have to DL different kind of songs for that.  >:D
;D i will

 :'( why?

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #349 on: May 23, 2014, 09:15 PM »
Because you have a long way to go.  :laugh:
 

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« Reply #350 on: May 23, 2014, 09:18 PM »
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Because you have a long way to go.  :laugh:
okay wait  :D :D what does DL mean?  :laugh:

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #351 on: May 23, 2014, 09:23 PM »
Download..

Maybe you can start downloading the whole album.  ;)
 

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« Reply #352 on: May 23, 2014, 09:29 PM »
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Download..

Maybe you can start downloading the whole album.  ;)
i'm downloading all of the songs that are even remotely likable  :laugh:

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #353 on: May 23, 2014, 09:45 PM »
Some song gets better when you hear them on and on. ;)
 

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« Reply #354 on: May 23, 2014, 10:02 PM »
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Some song gets better when you hear them on and on. ;)
:D :D so true!
i can listen to my favorite groups for several hours on end  8)

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #355 on: May 25, 2014, 05:26 AM »
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:D :D so true!
i can listen to my favorite groups for several hours on end  8)

But after some time the magic just runs out  :-\
 

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« Reply #356 on: May 26, 2014, 07:15 PM »
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But after some time the magic just runs out  :-\
true, but then you can just listen to another group for a couple of hours and then the magic is back  :laugh:

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #357 on: May 27, 2014, 12:58 AM »
Try LINKIN PARK cookie and muse, radio head.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #358 on: May 27, 2014, 09:16 PM »
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true, but then you can just listen to another group for a couple of hours and then the magic is back  :laugh:

Or try those really nice slow songs that never grows old.  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #359 on: May 28, 2014, 12:23 AM »
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Or try those really nice slow songs that never grows old.  :-*
Try Violent Femmes-Good Feeling
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #360 on: May 28, 2014, 12:32 AM »
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Try Violent Femmes-Good Feeling

Or try Elvis Presley's Fools Rush In  :P