A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

 
that's not how you spell it *shake my head*

Yes 

Oh, alright... ESPAÑOL 

Ano sinabi mo? 

Pffftt.you should learn a few tagalog words 

Darn! I'm impressed 

Because of Loco 

So, brat thinks we do speak Spanish 

Si 

Namaste 

what are you speaking now? marsian 

Where are you? 

in space   
no jk, i got distracted with downloading "free" music   

You have tons of music. Can you listen to them all in one sitting? 

how did you know i have tons of music?
and yes, but it's a whole other story with downloading.
it takes mucho attention