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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #281 on: April 14, 2014, 11:19 PM »
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  ;D I said ABOUT  :P :P :D :D :D :Di told you that was a mistake  :D :P
You know 3 Fahrenheit will be more hotter :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #282 on: April 14, 2014, 11:28 PM »
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You know 3 Fahrenheit will be more hotter :P
not THAT much hotter  :P

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« Reply #283 on: April 14, 2014, 11:31 PM »
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I'm dropping out. Gotta take this subject next semester  ;D
;D why don;t you just quit altogether and get your credits from the subject with the hot professor  :D :D

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« Reply #284 on: April 14, 2014, 11:36 PM »
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;D why don;t you just quit altogether and get your credits from the subject with the hot professor  :D :D
because all the faculty is 50 plus except for me  :D :D
 

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« Reply #285 on: April 14, 2014, 11:37 PM »
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;D why don;t you just quit altogether and get your credits from the subject with the hot professor  :D :D

Oh you know..I'm transferring to a class where I can sit next to Sean O'Pry.
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #286 on: April 14, 2014, 11:37 PM »
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not THAT much hotter  :P
Okay, you know, you have 100  Fahrenheit fever
raise it 3 degree you will know how hot it is  :P
 

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« Reply #287 on: April 14, 2014, 11:38 PM »
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Oh you know..I'm transferring to a class where I can sit next to Sean O'Pry.
aww poor girls don't even know he has a 50 year old partner.  >:D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #288 on: April 14, 2014, 11:40 PM »
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aww poor girls don't even know he has a 50 year old partner.  >:D

Don't be jealous professor. You can talk to him during class  ;D
 
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« Reply #289 on: April 14, 2014, 11:41 PM »
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Don't be jealous professor. You can talk to him during class  ;D
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Okay, you know, you have 100  Fahrenheit fever
raise it 3 degree you will know how hot it is  :P
i've been in both degrees and they are EXTREMELY  similar :P :P
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Don't be jealous professor. You can talk to him during class  ;D
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aww poor girls don't even know he has a 50 year old partner.  >:D
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of course YOU would know :D :D

good night guys  :-*

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #290 on: April 14, 2014, 11:49 PM »
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i've been in both degrees and they are EXTREMELY  similar :P :P=1397543909]
aww poor girls don't even know he has a 50 year old partner.  >:D

of course YOU would know :D :D

good night guys  :-*
Then you seriously don't have sense of heat :P


Good night, Cookie :P
 

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« Reply #291 on: April 15, 2014, 08:26 PM »
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Then you seriously don't have sense of heat :P


Good night, Cookie :P
whatever major loser  :P

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #292 on: April 16, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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whatever major loser  :P
You are so childish with that comment  :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #293 on: April 16, 2014, 01:48 AM »
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You are so childish with that comment  :P

And you are just the same for pointing it out  ;D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #294 on: April 16, 2014, 01:52 AM »
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And you are just the same for pointing it out  ;D
well you always tell me i'm a baby ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #295 on: April 16, 2014, 01:56 AM »
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well you always tell me i'm a baby ;)

I guess I do. I'll not controvert that but you have to grow up too  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #296 on: April 16, 2014, 02:09 AM »
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I guess I do. I'll not controvert that but you have to grow up too  ;)
Sure, but when i will hit the puberty and baby takes times to grow up ;) :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #297 on: April 16, 2014, 02:17 AM »
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Sure, but when i will hit the puberty and baby takes times to grow up ;) :D :D :D

Oh..so you want to be a baby forever?  :D :D :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #298 on: April 16, 2014, 02:21 AM »
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Oh..so you want to be a baby forever?  :D :D :D
who said, that :P
i said baby takes time to grow up ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #299 on: April 16, 2014, 02:24 AM »
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who said, that :P
i said baby takes time to grow up ;)

Define takes time? Takes time may take forever you know  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #300 on: April 16, 2014, 02:28 AM »
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Define takes time? Takes time may take forever you know  ;)
No usually depends on the age of the baby and certain influences :P