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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #261 on: April 14, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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uggg  :P
what happens when your lil' fan dies?  :o

Uhmmm....I'm going to move to another area where the AC is in full blast  :P :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #262 on: April 14, 2014, 10:54 PM »
 :D :D now what if the AC goes out too?  :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #263 on: April 14, 2014, 10:56 PM »
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:D :D now what if the AC goes out too?  :P

I'm going to prance around naked and stay inside the refrigerator.   :D :D :D
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #264 on: April 14, 2014, 11:02 PM »
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Don't worry..it will not make much of a difference if she messes up your face. :P
it will
how will i find a beautiful wife, i will be ugly and won't have any beauty :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #265 on: April 14, 2014, 11:02 PM »
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don't you mean PRETTY face  :D :D :P
right, because he has a plastic face  :D :D :D
It is handsome :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #266 on: April 14, 2014, 11:03 PM »
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I'm going to prance around naked and stay inside the refrigerator.   :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D
 :o you shouldn't have said that  :-X
nin's online  8)
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It is handsome :P
PRETTY  :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #267 on: April 14, 2014, 11:05 PM »
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:D  i don't know how hot that is b/c that is in Celsius, right?
 ;D over here we do everything in Fahrenheit   :P :P
the hottest it can get over here is around 101 Fahrenheit , i don't know how hot that is in celsius though  :P
and she says she is smart.
Normal body temperature is 37 Celsius
which is 98.6 in fahrenheit :P
38 would be some close to 100 :P

well, niobe here it gets to 42 +  :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #268 on: April 14, 2014, 11:06 PM »
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it will
how will i find a beautiful wife, i will be ugly and won't have any beauty :P

Then let's hope that wife does not care for your physical appearance  ;D
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #269 on: April 14, 2014, 11:07 PM »
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no! that's too much work  :D :D 8)
i just found out that that's around 103 degrees Fahrenheit  8)
yeah, it RARELY gets that hot here, like once a year  8)
is it that way today?
See how smart is she.
you are wrong in converting 38 Celsius into Fahrenheit   :P :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #270 on: April 14, 2014, 11:07 PM »
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and she says she is smart.
Normal body temperature is 37 Celsius
which is 98.6 in fahrenheit :P
38 would be some close to 100 :P

well, niobe here it gets to 42 +  :P

yes, professor. Anything else?  ;D
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #271 on: April 14, 2014, 11:11 PM »
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I'm going to prance around naked and stay inside the refrigerator.   :D :D :D
I know you are too good girl to do that  >:D
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #272 on: April 14, 2014, 11:12 PM »
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:D :D :D :D
 :o you shouldn't have said that  :-X
nin's online  8)
PRETTY  :P
Don't worry, it is like i haven't seen woman prancing naked in past  :P

Handsome, ask my GF :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #273 on: April 14, 2014, 11:13 PM »
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Don't worry, it is like i haven't seen woman prancing naked in past  :P

in mags and tumblr  ;D
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #274 on: April 14, 2014, 11:13 PM »
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I know you are too good girl to do that  >:D

That wasn't for you to comment on, Loco  :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #275 on: April 14, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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yes, professor. Anything else?  ;D
You need extra credits to pass this class, meet me after hours  :D
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #276 on: April 14, 2014, 11:15 PM »
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That wasn't for you to comment on, Loco  :P
i will i know you are a good gir, who fears god :P

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in mags and tumblr  ;D
Hmm, yeah something like that. but video :P
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #277 on: April 14, 2014, 11:16 PM »
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See how smart is she.
you are wrong in converting 38 Celsius into Fahrenheit   :P :P
  ;D I said ABOUT  :P :P
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in mags and tumblr  ;D
:D :D :D :D
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That wasn't for you to comment on, Loco  :P
i told you that was a mistake  :D :P
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« Reply #278 on: April 14, 2014, 11:16 PM »
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i will i know you are a good gir, who fears god :P
Hmm, yeah something like that. but video :P
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You need extra credits to pass this class, meet me after hours  :D
::)  :stupid:
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« Reply #279 on: April 14, 2014, 11:16 PM »
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You need extra credits to pass this class, meet me after hours  :D

I'm dropping out. Gotta take this subject next semester  ;D
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« Reply #280 on: April 14, 2014, 11:17 PM »
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i will i know you are a good gir, who fears god :P
Hmm, yeah something like that. but video :P

I repeat, not for you to comment on.

Oh yeah...videos. You're leveling up  :D
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