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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #221 on: April 12, 2014, 06:30 PM »
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I know the answers, but that is harmful for your undeveloped brain :P
i'm not US government Covering up shit :P
;D you mean under-developed?
and don't worry my under-developed brain can do just fine with your "harmful" answers,  ;D just as long as you're not too scared to use them  :P

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That's mean :040:
:D don't worry niobe  :-*

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #222 on: April 12, 2014, 08:05 PM »
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;D you mean under-developed?
and don't worry my under-developed brain can do just fine with your "harmful" answers,  ;D just as long as you're not too scared to use them  :P
 :D don't worry niobe  :-*

He's not allowed to say things like that..especially to my sisters  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #223 on: April 12, 2014, 09:05 PM »
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He's not allowed to say things like that..especially to my sisters  :-*
aww  ^-^ thank you smartass  :-* :-*
but did you see how i handled him :040: :040:
 ;D he can't handle TWO smart-asses going off on him  ;D we need to take it easy on him  :D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #224 on: April 12, 2014, 09:27 PM »
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aww  ^-^ thank you smartass  :-* :-*
but did you see how i handled him :040: :040:
 ;D he can't handle TWO smart-asses going off on him  ;D we need to take it easy on him  :D

I know that brat. Like you said, he's an easy target. I wish you can invite Manuel here. At least we have another poor thing we can torture.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #225 on: April 12, 2014, 09:31 PM »
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I know that brat. Like you said, he's an easy target. I wish you can invite Manuel here. At least we have another poor thing we can torture.
:D :D :D but then he'd have an ally  :o
 ;D though they'd never beat us at the smart-ass thing  :P

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #226 on: April 12, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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:D :D :D but then he'd have an ally  :o
 ;D though they'd never beat us at the smart-ass thing  :P

At least we can play with Manuel when he's not on. :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #227 on: April 12, 2014, 09:50 PM »
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At least we can play with Manuel when he's not on. :D
;D i think manuel would just run as soon as he realizes we are BOTH on  :D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #228 on: April 12, 2014, 09:59 PM »
Invite him here :040:
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #229 on: April 12, 2014, 10:07 PM »
 :D :D :D how? i don't have any way of contacting him now  :P

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #230 on: April 12, 2014, 10:15 PM »
When you see him them... :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #231 on: April 12, 2014, 10:24 PM »
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When you see him them... :P
;D okay, fine i'll try to remember to mention my fav website to him  :-*
i might have a memory lapse when the time comes :D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #232 on: April 12, 2014, 10:57 PM »
Make a promise to me then  :-*
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #233 on: April 13, 2014, 01:08 AM »
i'm not taking you two on :P
i'm scared of What Primrose will do to my handsome face :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #234 on: April 13, 2014, 07:05 AM »
Don't worry..it will not make much of a difference if she messes up your face. :P
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #235 on: April 13, 2014, 08:36 PM »
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Make a promise to me then  :-*
promise  :cupid: (the closest thing to cross-my-heart  :D :D :D )
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i'm not taking you two on :P
i'm scared of What Primrose will do to my handsome face :P
don't you mean PRETTY face  :D :D :P
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Don't worry..it will not make much of a difference if she messes up your face. :P
right, because he has a plastic face  :D :D :D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #236 on: April 13, 2014, 09:02 PM »
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promise  :cupid: (the closest thing to cross-my-heart  :D :D :D )don't you mean PRETTY face  :D :D :Pright, because he has a plastic face  :D :D :D

Not what I meant  ;D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #237 on: April 13, 2014, 09:11 PM »
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Not what I meant  ;D
;D i know
he has a plastic barbie face, didn't you know?   :D :D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #238 on: April 13, 2014, 09:24 PM »
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;D i know
he has a plastic barbie face, didn't you know?   :D :D

If he was a barbie, I'm not sure if people would buy those  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #239 on: April 13, 2014, 09:43 PM »
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If he was a barbie, I'm not sure if people would buy those  :-*
:D :D
unless they are those kids who like to "remake" their dolls  :D >:D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #240 on: April 13, 2014, 09:47 PM »
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:D :D
unless they are those kids who like to "remake" their dolls  :D >:D

Now you made me remember chucky doll  :D