A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

Well, I didn't know you are into those kind of things 

I am, when i wanted to know few things about you

What kind of things?

I will tell you, but then i would have to kill you 

Someone told me that but here I am...still alive and kicking.

Because i didn't tell you what you wanted to read, and don't kick my nuts 

I'm not into kicking something vulnerable 

And you can't kill me 

yes i don't want to kill you.

Good.

he just loves to use that line to answer all the questions he doesn't know the answer to 

You mean he really meant to kill me? 

no he really meant to try to cover up his ignorance 

 

He'll get you on this one 

I know the answers, but that is harmful for your undeveloped brain
i'm not US government Covering up shit

That's mean

No it wasn't

It was 

Okay.
Sorry Cookie and Niobe for the mean comment.

 

No biggie.