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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #161 on: April 04, 2014, 11:26 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #162 on: April 05, 2014, 06:50 AM »
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;D
Tell, me i explained you right.
otherwise you won't be julia ;)
But quietgirlwithabook as your name will ridiculous
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #163 on: April 05, 2014, 06:53 AM »
:unamused:
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #164 on: April 05, 2014, 06:57 AM »
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:unamused:
Here for you  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #165 on: April 05, 2014, 07:02 AM »
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Here for you  :-*
Are you...
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #166 on: April 05, 2014, 07:10 AM »
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Are you...
Am i ....
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #167 on: April 05, 2014, 07:12 AM »
So you...
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #168 on: April 05, 2014, 07:21 AM »
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So you...
So i what ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Social Security
« Reply #169 on: April 05, 2014, 07:25 AM »
What do you think?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #170 on: April 05, 2014, 07:28 AM »
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What do you think?
you have me blank as a slate.
Bye niobe.
See you tomorrow.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #171 on: April 05, 2014, 07:38 AM »
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you have me blank as a slate.
Bye niobe.
See you tomorrow.

Laters nin  :-*
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #172 on: April 05, 2014, 07:17 PM »
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Tell, me i explained you right.
otherwise you won't be julia ;)
But quietgirlwithabook as your name will ridiculous
;) i will always be julia
and i know im thinking of changing it  :P
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What do you think?
and really niobe  :D :D :D you weren't making sense  :D :-*

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #173 on: April 05, 2014, 07:24 PM »
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;) i will always be julia
and i know im thinking of changing it  :P and really niobe  :D :D :D you weren't making sense  :D :-*

You wounded my feelings. I always makes sense.  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #174 on: April 05, 2014, 07:28 PM »
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You wounded my feelings. I always makes sense.  ;)
;D didn't you notice my non-creepy kissy face?

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #175 on: April 05, 2014, 07:32 PM »
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;D didn't you notice my non-creepy kissy face?

And did you notice this face ---->> ;)
 

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« Reply #176 on: April 05, 2014, 07:39 PM »
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And did you notice this face ---->> ;)
how could i not?  :kiss:

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #177 on: April 05, 2014, 07:52 PM »
good thing we have your family then ;)
 

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« Reply #178 on: April 05, 2014, 07:53 PM »
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good thing we have your family then ;)
:D yup otherwise how would we express ourselves  ???

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #179 on: April 05, 2014, 09:29 PM »
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:D yup otherwise how would we express ourselves  ???

With old school smileys like this --->>> O.O or ^_^
 

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« Reply #180 on: April 05, 2014, 09:41 PM »
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With old school smileys like this --->>> O.O or ^_^
:D :D :D :D good thing we have my family then  :djparty:

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