A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

Is that you and Manuel? 

if by manuel, you mean my partying buds, then yes

So you and Manuel are buddies now? That escalated quickly 

we've already established that we're side buddies 

You do know it could be the start of something special 

i don't think so

Never say never...

i didn't   

we've already established that we're side buddies 

hey, no side buddies or any term.
he is either your boyfriend or nothing.

why is that? nope 

I don't believe it 

well believe it sister 

I can't..

why not?  are you incapable of believing the truth? 

It's because you're my sister and I know you 

Nah, she is good with truth, but she thinks you are not confiding in her, your feeling for Manuel.

How do you know that? 

I consulted a psychic

you did?