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Offline ninjumper

Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #141 on: April 04, 2014, 09:40 PM »
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No body, no head  ;D
what?!?!?  :D :D so then what would you carry yourself in?

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #142 on: April 04, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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what?!?!?  :D :D so then what would you carry yourself in?

I'm a mist  :57:
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #143 on: April 04, 2014, 09:53 PM »
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I'm a mist  :57:
:D :D :D then you shouldn't be able to touch your face like that

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #144 on: April 04, 2014, 09:55 PM »
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:D :D :D then you shouldn't be able to touch your face like that

I'm using yours  :D :D :D :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #145 on: April 04, 2014, 10:06 PM »
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I'm using yours  :D :D :D :D
??? did you wash your hands first?  :P

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #146 on: April 04, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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??? did you wash your hands first?  :P

With alcohol  :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #147 on: April 04, 2014, 10:19 PM »
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With alcohol  :P
:D :D :D okay then, you can touch my face all you want  :D :D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #148 on: April 04, 2014, 10:29 PM »
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:D :D :D okay then, you can touch my face all you want  :D :D

You...you... :57: :57:
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #149 on: April 04, 2014, 10:33 PM »
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No body, no head  ;D
she wants to be Invisible
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #150 on: April 04, 2014, 10:34 PM »
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a head with no body   :D
 ;D  a head but no body, the head has most of your sensors
what about you?
But having a Head with so many sensors won't be any use if you can't feel other things, can't walk or cant hold stuff :P
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #151 on: April 04, 2014, 10:35 PM »
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I'm using yours  :D :D :D :D
Are you that mist From Hello Boy 2 Movie ?
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #152 on: April 04, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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You...you... :57: :57:
;D you must like my face
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she wants to be Invisible
:D :D  :o that would be cool
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But having a Head with so many sensors won't be any use if you can't feel other things, can't walk or cant hold stuff :P
yes it would  :P

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #153 on: April 04, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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Are you that mist From Hello Boy 2 Movie ?

 :shut_up:
 
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Re: Social Security
« Reply #154 on: April 04, 2014, 10:44 PM »
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yes it would  :P
No, it would be, think how will you shit  :D
or keep your brain alive, because brain is kept alive by heart and the blood, since you don't have veins in there and blood pumping in.
you will die.
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #155 on: April 04, 2014, 10:44 PM »
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:shut_up:
OH! why shut up, i thought the mist is so cool, how he beat hell boy  :D
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #156 on: April 04, 2014, 10:45 PM »
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OH! why shut up, i thought the mist is so cool, how he beat hell boy  :D

I like hell boy  ;)
 

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #157 on: April 04, 2014, 10:54 PM »
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No, it would be, think how will you shit  :D
or keep your brain alive, because brain is kept alive by heart and the blood, since you don't have veins in there and blood pumping in.
you will die.
:P :P :P :P :P
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I like hell boy  ;)
:) Oh! i've watched Hell boy  ;D although he is NOT a boy

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #158 on: April 04, 2014, 10:59 PM »
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:P :P :P :P :P :) Oh! i've watched Hell boy  ;D although he is NOT a boy

Hell guy? Hell man? Hell alien?  :P
 

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« Reply #159 on: April 04, 2014, 11:08 PM »
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Hell guy? Hell man? Hell alien?  :P
:D :D :D i guess yeah. It's weird that they named it HellBOY  ;D

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #160 on: April 04, 2014, 11:15 PM »
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:P :P :P :P :P :) Oh! i've watched Hell boy  ;D although he is NOT a boy
He was boy when he was found, you were named when you were a kid :P
So was he.


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Hell guy? Hell man? Hell alien?  :P
above answer work for it.