A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

what if i was referring to you 

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  what it that thing in his/her hand?

 

Knife?

I thought it might be a chainsaw 

too small to be a chainsaw 

Or maybe the smiley's head is just to big for the chainsaw  (Head..like the smiley has a body  )

oh it does, you just can't see it without a magnifying glass 

It's a good thing the body was not squashed by how big the head is 

itd have to go to an imoji doctor 

you have and imoji family 

yup  im the only one with an imoji head though
my sisters all got the hands 

Just hands 

yup  im the only one with a head 

Random question..would you rather have a head with no body or a headless body 

a head with no body   
   a head but no body, the head has most of your sensors
what about you?

No body, no head