A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

i thought age was just a number, or so i've heard

Not always..there are some exceptions 

when you say there are?

Want me to list it down? 

yes , would  you please 

Brat 

No, I won't 

because youre lazy or the list of exceptions is too long

Both 

We fell in love yes.
now we both are in love with each other 
Because the act of falling in love was one in past, it will be denoted by past tense

You should have said that in the first place Loco.

well, you don't understanding the feelings with which the sentence is written

What? You're implying I am passive 

 

DId you intentionally make a pun or nah?

What do you think? 

well it was hilariously stupid 

I am so hoping you are not referring to me 

I was referring to the pun 

I was just making you say it.