A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

chucky is THE MOST stupid ass "horror movie" ever to exist   

I mean come on..the doll was not even cute. It was freaking creepy. 

  OMG poor people!!
if that happened to me, i'd probably try to look for something to hit him with 

  i hope he didn't get hurt 

would you want to be the chucky guy? 

  what if YOU were CHUCKY 
and you really carry an umbrella everywhere? even in the summer? 

yes..it's a necessity  It's freaking hot in the summer brat 

If I'm chucky...

then why don't you just bring a little battery powered fan everywhere 

Do you want me to look like an idiot? 

But really, won't help unless I'll be bringing a big industrial fan along. 

that's really hard to imagine
how many degrees is it over there? 

   i don't know how hot that is b/c that is in Celsius, right?
  over here we do everything in Fahrenheit   
the hottest it can get over here is around 101 Fahrenheit , i don't know how hot that is in celsius though 

Are you asking me to convert? 

Well, it's pretty hot when you go out and sometimes I get headaches and migraines. Even beach is not a good idea cause I have to lather tremendous amount of sunblock for that.

no! that's too much work 
i just found out that that's around 103 degrees Fahrenheit 
yeah, it RARELY gets that hot here, like once a year 
is it that way today? 

  hot and no AC?!?! is it musty in there? 

Of course. Even the ACs are giving up because of the heat. Good thing I have my mini fan 

uggg 
what happens when your lil' fan dies?