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Social Security
« on: March 27, 2014, 05:25 AM »
A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for social security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he didn’t have it with him.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back?” he asks.
The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.”
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office.
She said, “You should have dropped your pants—you might have qualified for disability, too.”

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #361 on: May 28, 2014, 12:39 AM »
He it is nice song, This i Heard in HIMYM

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #362 on: May 28, 2014, 01:12 AM »
It is a nice song. Really? What part?

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #363 on: May 28, 2014, 01:13 AM »
That is Lilly and Marshal's Song  ;D

it is very nice song.

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Re: Social Security
« Reply #364 on: May 28, 2014, 01:51 AM »
Oh. Darn. I need to really see the ending.  :P

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« Reply #365 on: May 28, 2014, 02:02 AM »
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Oh. Darn. I need to really see the ending.  :P
Where are you ?
which season ?

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« Reply #366 on: May 28, 2014, 02:12 AM »
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Where are you ?
which season ?

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« Reply #367 on: May 28, 2014, 02:32 AM »
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Aww,5 you can do it, niobe ;)

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« Reply #368 on: May 28, 2014, 02:37 AM »
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Aww,5 you can do it, niobe ;)

Okay. You cheer me on  :-*

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« Reply #369 on: May 28, 2014, 02:43 AM »
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Okay. You cheer me on  :-*
:cheer:
I :cheer:
O :cheer:
B :cheer:
E :cheer:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
NIOBE!!!!!!!!!!!1 :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

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« Reply #370 on: May 28, 2014, 02:51 AM »
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:cheer:
I :cheer:
O :cheer:
B :cheer:
E :cheer:

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
NIOBE!!!!!!!!!!!1 :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:


Awwww.. so cute. Sweet.  :-*

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« Reply #371 on: May 28, 2014, 03:10 AM »
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Awwww.. so cute. Sweet.  :-*
Told you i am sweet today ;)

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« Reply #372 on: May 28, 2014, 03:14 AM »
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Told you i am sweet today ;)

Very. Keep it up.  :-*

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« Reply #373 on: May 28, 2014, 03:27 AM »
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Very. Keep it up.  :-*
Keep what up  :D

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« Reply #374 on: May 28, 2014, 03:46 AM »
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Keep what up  :D

Honestly..I don't know what we're talking about.

It's hard to kill time. Glad you're here I can slack with  ;)

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« Reply #375 on: May 28, 2014, 03:51 AM »
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Honestly..I don't know what we're talking about.

It's hard to kill time. Glad you're here I can slack with  ;)
Well, i don't also know what we are talking

i am happy to be your entertainer ;)

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« Reply #376 on: May 28, 2014, 04:09 AM »
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Well, i don't also know what we are talking

i am happy to be your entertainer ;)

You're a bad influence  :D

You are a talented entertainer  :-*

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« Reply #377 on: May 28, 2014, 04:15 AM »
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You're a bad influence  :D

You are a talented entertainer  :-*
Is that a bad thing ?

You think so ?  :-*


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« Reply #378 on: May 28, 2014, 04:23 AM »
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Is that a bad thing ?

You think so ?  :-*

No..it's not. Good thing kind of bad.

I really think so.

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« Reply #379 on: May 28, 2014, 04:37 AM »
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No..it's not. Good thing kind of bad.

I really think so.
OH! that is a nice thing to hear.

Thank you  ^-^

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« Reply #380 on: May 28, 2014, 04:50 AM »
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OH! that is a nice thing to hear.

Thank you  ^-^

I'm always nice.  :-*