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St Patricks Day
« on: March 17, 2014, 01:59 PM »
                           
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.  Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
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The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil... :bravo_2:

Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.  3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.  2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.  Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."   Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"  Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."    :violent-smiley-007:
 
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I was asking scroll what up ?

The answer.
 

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« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2014, 04:23 AM »
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The answer.
the answer to your prayers ?
 

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« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2014, 04:53 AM »
It was already answered.
 

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« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2014, 07:00 PM »
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It was already answered.
by me  :D :D

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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by me  :D :D

GOD?!!!  ???


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« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2014, 08:03 PM »
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GOD?!!!  ???


 :D :D :D :D
:angel: what do you need child?

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2014, 08:19 PM »
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:angel: what do you need child?

Billion dollars  >:D
 

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Billion dollars  >:D
granted once you become a saint  :angel:

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granted once you become a saint  :angel:

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:unamused:
:D :D :D :D i was wondering when i'd get that face  :-*

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:D :D :D :D i was wondering when i'd get that face  :-*

Hey, maybe you are making a face like that and you just don't notice  :P :P
 

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« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2014, 09:17 PM »
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Hey, maybe you are making a face like that and you just don't notice  :P :P
You saying im not aware of my face?  :D :D

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You saying im not aware of my face?  :D :D

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my face is right here  :57:

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my face is right here  :57:

You got a big head  :-X
 

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You got a big head  :-X
:D :D It comes from my dads side   :P

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:D :D It comes from my dads side   :P

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hes an emoji from emoticon.com  ;D

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hes an emoji from emoticon.com  ;D
More like Sherv.net
 

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« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2014, 12:53 PM »
NO :040: :040:
i know where my dad comes from, and he is a special kind from emoticon.com and they hid his face bc it was so special ppl got shocked when they saw it  :P :P :P :P

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