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St Patricks Day
« on: March 17, 2014, 01:59 PM »
                           
Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.  Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
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The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil... :bravo_2:

Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.  3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.  2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.  Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."   Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"  Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."    :violent-smiley-007:
 
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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #61 on: July 16, 2014, 02:44 PM »
Hidden emoticon.  ;D Do we have the same dad?  ;)
 

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« Reply #62 on: July 17, 2014, 02:47 AM »
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NO :040: :040:
i know where my dad comes from, and he is a special kind from emoticon.com and they hid his face bc it was so special ppl got shocked when they saw it  :P :P :P :P
So your mom found your dad on emoticon.com.
NO wonder how you always hide your face when you snap pics  :D :D
 

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« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2014, 04:59 PM »
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Hidden emoticon.  ;D Do we have the same dad?  ;)
No, ur full human :laugh: :P
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So your mom found your dad on emoticon.com.
NO wonder how you always hide your face when you snap pics  :D :D
yeah bc its so special!!!! :P

Do you notice how you only focus on that one star? I think it's because it shines with all its might, even on its last night.
 

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« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2014, 08:07 PM »
You said I'm part  :angel:
 

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« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2014, 08:11 PM »
I did? :o well it  :angel: is better than emoticon :laugh:
I dont know what I say anymore, I cant keep track :D :D :D

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« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2014, 08:17 PM »
So, it was just a spur of the moment thing?  :'(  I'm crushed.
 

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« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2014, 08:27 PM »
Well at least u know that it was good while it lasted :D :D :D

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« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2014, 08:31 PM »
 :engel016:<----- suits me well, does it?
 

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« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2014, 08:39 PM »
 :D :D :D better than u think

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« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2014, 08:45 PM »
But I like this better  :angel: I look bad without hair.  :-\
 

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« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2014, 08:55 PM »
Haha I think u need to put back on ur wig :-\ this doesnt look so good any more :D :D :D

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« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2014, 08:58 PM »
Hey..me wearing a wig was supposed to be "a secret". :040:
 

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« Reply #73 on: July 22, 2014, 11:22 AM »
what wig? ;D

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #74 on: July 22, 2014, 11:48 AM »
Ha! Pretending to be innocent?  ;D
 

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« Reply #75 on: July 22, 2014, 11:49 AM »
Innocent? ME? Why I'm as innocent as a butterfly  :angel:

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Re: St Patricks Day
« Reply #76 on: July 22, 2014, 11:57 AM »
You're my sister. You're not that innocent :P
 

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