Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor.  Mick says, "Oi Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
 

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.  They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil...

Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different.  3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant.  2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant.  Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant."  Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?."   Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me!"
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"  Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."   

The answer.

the answer to your prayers ?

It was already answered.

by me 

GOD?!!! 


 

what do you need child?

Billion dollars 

granted once you become a saint 

i was wondering when i'd get that face 

Hey, maybe you are making a face like that and you just don't notice 

You saying im not aware of my face? 

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my face is right here 

You got a big head 

It comes from my dads side   

I don't even know what kind of dad you have You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

hes an emoji from emoticon.com 

NO
i know where my dad comes from, and he is a special kind from emoticon.com and they hid his face bc it was so special ppl got shocked when they saw it