Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

Oh..slimy? I hope not... 

very slimy.

Slimy as a snail? 

slimy like octopus

  I thought he was an alien 

  so he's an octopus alien?

Ewwwww 

Ashely the octopus alien, has a nice ring to it don't you think niobe?

  Better watch out niobe because a delusional octopus alien is after your heart 

I'm safe then  I am heartless 

Here, ill give you mine 

Here, ill give you mine 

and you want to be a clockwork

and you want to be a clockwork

no ashley

Awwww..I'm touched 

good night 

no ashley
good night 

Goodnight brat