Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

you know brat is just another word for little smartass   

You are not my sister if you're not a smartass 

good thing then.
does that mean nin is a smartass too? 

Of course he is 

did you just compliment him? 

Hey..we wouldn't be talking to him if he is not like us  Let's just hope he doesn't see this post 

not likely. He sees all

You mean he checks all threads? 

   I forgot about that 

hey, i'm the one who made you talkative here otherwise you were a lurker
She do compliment me, but doesn't tell me 
and again. i see everything

Should I go back to lurking then? 

Yes, I do compliment you everyday loco...I'm talking to you..that should be a compliment enough 

You don't see EVERYTHING 

Well, i won't like it, if you do. neither will Other people.

OH! and my talking to you is also a form of compliment

Time to apply for Admin of the website Job

We're friends..friends talk to each other 

Compliment? Oh why Mr. celebrtity hotshot...should I get your autograph now? If I know..you to everyone and everything. I bet you talk to plants 

Admin job..that should be fun for you.

who said, we are more than friends

Yeah, you can sell it on ebay you will get money to go to paris for that.

Yeah, it will be, and i'll be having fun seeing every post and pm you do.

I have no other position open 

And ebay will ban me for doing that.

And I'll go back to lurking if you're the admin 

OH! you regularly post opening for friend, lover and nothing

They won't just ban you, they will sell there company to you

Like, i'll tell you when i become Admin

The only higher position available is friendship...and no hiring for other position soon.

They will ban me for posting invaluable items such as your signature.

I will know when you're admin cause knowing you, you'll abuse your power.

what kind of opening are closed ?
CFO

Why would they, they even sell shit, literally.

No, i won't abuse my power, just lurk and stalk you

The one you're interested in.

You know the answer why.

Aren't you already doing that?