Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

What position i;m interested in

Because i tried to sell your panties 

No, not very much

Should I get your resume?

You mean you let me try to sell your panties 

You mean what you're doing right now is just mild?

no, i am not going to be recruited by you for the position of CFO, so i won't send you my resume.

I will, when i have my sex change operation

i am not modifying your posts, am i ?

You already submitted your resume..it's in the "not qualified" folder.

You were keeping the panties for future purposes.

If you get to be admin, you'll modify my posts? 

are you sure, i saw it in over qualified candidate's list

yeah, antiques get more money

no, that i can do right now too

Nope...I'm pretty sure where I put it.

So you confirm it's yours?

You have been modifying my posts? 

 

  I am amused

  no , im not

Sarcastically speaking then 

  you noticed?

You think I wouldn't? 

your too smart to not notice. but sometimes , communicating without seeing the other persons expressions can cause misunderstandings  or so i've seen

Hahaha  So true, so true.. 

so annoying when that happens

hey, random question, do you snore because it sounds like there is a car motor in my house right now 

No 

Your brother is there right now>?

No, more like my mom's boyfriend and my little sister  that little girl can shake the house