Author Topic: the outhouse (Read 40884 times)

Booklover · « **on:** March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.

So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.

That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.

The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"

The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."

The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree."

Niobe · « **Reply #161 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:27 PM »

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No, more like my mom's boyfriend and my little sister that little girl can shake the house

I thought I can already score a pic

You're sister takes after you then?

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #162 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:38 PM »

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I thought I can already score a pic

You're sister takes after you then?

...

no
i sleep as sound as a mouse. I'm a light sleeper so if i did snore then I'd wake myself up and then know that i snore

Niobe · « **Reply #163 on:** March 28, 2014, 10:50 PM »

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... no
i sleep as sound as a mouse. I'm a light sleeper so if i did snore then I'd wake myself up and then know that i snore

You'll never know for real then if you snore or not

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #164 on:** March 29, 2014, 06:26 PM »

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You'll never know for real then if you snore or not

that's the thing i WOULD know if i did because then i would wake myself up.
i know this because of past experience with me making noises while sleeping and then waking up because of them

such as laughing

Niobe · « **Reply #165 on:** March 29, 2014, 08:35 PM »

Oh...but that still mmeans that you snore

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #166 on:** March 29, 2014, 08:39 PM »

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Oh...but that still mmeans that you snore

how? that's not possible because then i would here myself and i never do

Niobe · « **Reply #167 on:** March 29, 2014, 08:59 PM »

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how? that's not possible because then i would here myself and i never do

Cause you said you wake up whenever you start to snore. About to snore means you have the tendency to snore, you just suppressed it

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #168 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:03 PM »

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Cause you said you wake up whenever you start to snore. About to snore means you have the tendency to snore, you just suppressed it

no i didn't say i wake up whenever i SNORE, i said whenever i make noise like crying, screaming, laughing, talking, and i wake up slowly so im still doing what i was when im waking up so i know what i did to wake myself up

and i've never woken up from a snore so... i don't snore

Niobe · « **Reply #169 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:19 PM »

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no i didn't say i wake up whenever i SNORE, i said whenever i make noise like crying, screaming, laughing, talking, and i wake up slowly so im still doing what i was when im waking up so i know what i did to wake myself up and i've never woken up from a snore so... i don't snore

Alright..alright...you're not Nin so I'll not argue with you.

Anyway, I have a friend who snores like crazy. It was unfortunate I was stuck with her when we went camping. I didn't get a wink of sleep even though I was super tired $:-\$

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #170 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:27 PM »

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Alright..alright...you're not Nin so I'll not argue with you.

Anyway, I have a friend who snores like crazy. It was unfortunate I was stuck with her when we went camping. I didn't get a wink of sleep even though I was super tired $:-\$

i like DEBATING

oh my god

you probably needed a lot of coffee in the morning didn't you?

one time when i was in 4th grade i got invited to a sleep over party and the girl asked me if i snored and that if i did then i couldn't go, i told her i didn't and the night of the sleep over SHE was the one snoring , and REALLY loud too

it was soo ironic that i laughed but then eventually sobered because it was annoying me because i couldn't fall asleep with her doing that

Niobe · « **Reply #171 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:43 PM »

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i like DEBATING

oh my god you probably needed a lot of coffee in the morning didn't you?

one time when i was in 4th grade i got invited to a sleep over party and the girl asked me if i snored and that if i did then i couldn't go, i told her i didn't and the night of the sleep over SHE was the one snoring , and REALLY loud too it was soo ironic that i laughed but then eventually sobered because it was annoying me because i couldn't fall asleep with her doing that

I was super cranky I can't get help snarling at her when she asked me how was my night

Okay, one time we had our Annual Kick-off and my roomie was the total denial queen saying she doesn't snore. I did record it and well..she stopped denying it

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #172 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:46 PM »

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I was super cranky I can't get help snarling at her when she asked me how was my night

Okay, one time we had our Annual Kick-off and my roomie was the total denial queen saying she doesn't snore. I did record it and well..she stopped denying it

okay well, when you come over here you can record me sleeping and we will see who is right

Niobe · « **Reply #173 on:** March 29, 2014, 09:56 PM »

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okay well, when you come over here you can record me sleeping and we will see who is right

Looking forward to it brat

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #174 on:** March 29, 2014, 10:10 PM »

how many names do i have now?

Niobe · « **Reply #175 on:** March 29, 2014, 10:18 PM »

Many..

So you'll feel special

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #176 on:** March 29, 2014, 10:27 PM »

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Many.. So you'll feel special

i don't need to have a ton of nicknames to know im special

Niobe · « **Reply #177 on:** March 29, 2014, 10:39 PM »

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i don't need to have a ton of nicknames to know im special

Awww..I don't make you feel special?

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #178 on:** March 29, 2014, 10:45 PM »

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Awww..I don't make you feel special?

you do but it's not the nicknames , it is the attention

smartass

Niobe · « **Reply #179 on:** March 29, 2014, 11:06 PM »

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you do but it's not the nicknames , it is the attention
smartass

Yeah...I can't resist not talking to you

quietgirlwiththebook · « **Reply #180 on:** March 29, 2014, 11:08 PM »

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Yeah...I can't resist not talking to you

neither can i

whenever PTS pops up on my tablet i feel a magical force pulling me to answer

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