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the outhouse
« on: March 09, 2014, 12:48 PM »
Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. The family still used an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was so hot in the summer, freezing cold in the winter and stank all the time.
The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy was determined that one day he would push that old outhouse straight into the creek.
 
So, one day after a spring rain, the creek was swollen and the little boy decided today was the day
to push the outhouse into the creek. He found a large pole and started pushing.
Finally, after much effort, the outhouse toppled into the creek and floated away.
 
That night his dad told him they were going to the woodshed after supper.
The boy knew that meant a spanking, so he asked why.
 
The dad replied, "Someone pushed the outhouse into the creek today. It was you, wasn't it son?"
 
The boy answered yes. Then he thought a moment and said, "Dad, I read in school today that
George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and didn't get into trouble because he told the truth..."
 
The dad replied, "Well, son, George Washington's father probably wasn't in the cherry tree." :angry:
 
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« Reply #181 on: March 30, 2014, 04:49 AM »
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neither can i  :-*
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Yup. I slack too much at work but it's fun  ;)
 

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« Reply #182 on: March 30, 2014, 10:24 PM »
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Yup. I slack too much at work but it's fun  ;)
:D :D :D define TOO MUCH

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« Reply #183 on: March 30, 2014, 10:27 PM »
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:D :D :D define TOO MUCH

Lemme see...like in an hour I spent 35 minutes slacking and the rest working?  :D :D
 

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« Reply #184 on: March 30, 2014, 10:39 PM »
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Lemme see...like in an hour I spent 35 minutes slacking and the rest working?  :D :D
:D :D :D :D you basically work less then half the time you spend at work?

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« Reply #185 on: March 30, 2014, 10:44 PM »
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:D :D :D :D you basically work less then half the time you spend at work?

At least I can still say that I'm working  :D
 

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« Reply #186 on: March 30, 2014, 11:00 PM »
 :-* good luck with employee of the year

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« Reply #187 on: March 30, 2014, 11:02 PM »
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:-* good luck with employee of the year

Lucky we don't  have that  :P
 

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« Reply #188 on: March 30, 2014, 11:04 PM »
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At least I can still say that I'm working  :D
And work she did.
 

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« Reply #189 on: March 30, 2014, 11:05 PM »
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:-* good luck with employee of the year
OH! she can win it, only if she knows how to work more than 55 minutes in an hour :P
 

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« Reply #190 on: March 30, 2014, 11:11 PM »
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Lucky we don't  have that  :P
:D you sure are
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OH! she can win it, only if she knows how to work more than 55 minutes in an hour :P
;D not possible

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« Reply #191 on: March 30, 2014, 11:11 PM »
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OH! she can win it, only if she knows how to work more than 55 minutes in an hour :P

Hey...I do work. I mean I extend hours just to make up for the time that I'm slacking  8)
 
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« Reply #192 on: March 30, 2014, 11:18 PM »
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Hey...I do work. I mean I extend hours just to make up for the time that I'm slacking  8)
I know, you do.
You Make them think you work longer, while you are catching up with the day's work  :D
 

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« Reply #193 on: March 30, 2014, 11:20 PM »
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I know, you do.
You Make them think you work longer, while you are catching up with the day's work  :D

Sneaky, right?  :D

At least, I don't file it as OT  :D :D
 

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« Reply #194 on: March 30, 2014, 11:25 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #195 on: March 30, 2014, 11:30 PM »
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Sneaky, right?  :D

At least, I don't file it as OT  :D :D
Yea, pretty clever, one of the reasons i talk to you.
because you are smart  :-*
and so is Julia.
 

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« Reply #196 on: March 30, 2014, 11:34 PM »
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Yea, pretty clever, one of the reasons i talk to you.
because you are smart  :-*
and so is Julia.

You are in a very good state of mind today  ;D

Keep it up  :-*

PS: You're a genius...enough said  ;)
 

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« Reply #197 on: March 30, 2014, 11:35 PM »
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You are in a very good state of mind today  ;D

Keep it up  :-*

PS: You're a genius...enough said  ;)
maybe it was the sunday with you ;)
 

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« Reply #198 on: March 30, 2014, 11:38 PM »
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maybe it was the sunday with you ;)

It was definitely the Sunday  :D :D
 

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« Reply #199 on: March 30, 2014, 11:47 PM »
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It was definitely the Sunday  :D :D
well,w ho knows, time zone can be messy, just ask Cookie.
 

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« Reply #200 on: March 30, 2014, 11:49 PM »
all i need to say is  ;D
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well,w ho knows, time zone can be messy, just ask Cookie.
time zones are not my friend  :(

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